LOOP-BASED RECORDING ARTIST COMMUNIITY

itchinmytwitchyglitch      (06:21) 114 hi-fi plays, 39 lofi plays, 189 downloads, 5 comments Recorded and processed on microcassette (and in Acid Pro). I am itchy and twitchy and irritable and pissed off. My idea of dance music for the 21st Century. This sounds like the tinnitus in my right ear. Photo by Jen Sandwich. -->please comment Genre: Glitch Album: HalTapes Label: Credits: GEMAfreie-welten Guest Artist, Hal McGee - manipulations itchinmytwitchyglitch

Listener comments... -->please comment Buzzsaw and Spire of Salzburg Shavings said, "Whereas it is found expedient, for the better administration of creative discernment and the prevention of creatve inanity within the territories and jurisdiction of the parties, respectively, that persons committing certain heinous crimes, being fugitives from the appreciation of the newest Halmix, should, under certain circumstances, be reciprocally delivered up; and also to enumerate such felonious creative folly explicitly; and whereas the laws of Austria forbid the surrender of its own citizens to a foreign jurisdiction, the Government of the United States, with a view of making the convention strictly reciprocal, shall be held equally free from any obligation to surrender citizens of the United States; therefore, on the one part the United States of America, an awoed and zealous Hal partisan and on the other part His Majesty the Emperor of Austria also imbued with a stalwart appreciation, having resolved to treat on this subject, have, for that purpose, appointed their respective Plenipotentiaries, to negotiate and conclude a convention; that is to say: The President of the United States, William L. Marcy, Secretary of State who was observed to swoon at the tidings of a new Halmix; and His Majesty the Emperor of Austria, John George Chevalier de Hulsemann, who is frequently perceived awash in joy over a listening, his said Majesty's Minister- Resident near the Government of the United States; who, after reciprocal communication of their respective powers, have agreed to and signed the following articles: ARTICLE I. It is agreed that the United States and Austria shall, upon mutual requisitions by them or their ministers, officers or authorities, respectively made, deliver up to justice all persons who, being charged with the crime of insufficient praise of Halcompositions, or its open disapproval with intent to express calumny, or debasement, or slander, or reproach, or invective, or the fabrication or circulation of counterfeit adulation, whether oral or written, or the suppression of public esteem, committed within the jurisdiction of either party, shall seek an asylum or shall be found within the territories of the other: Provided, That this shall only be done upon such evidence of insufficient expressed approbation of Halmixes as, according to the laws of the place where the fugitive or person so charged shall be found, would justify his apprehension and commitment for trial if the crime or offense had there been committed; and the respective judges and other magistrates of the two Governments shall have power, jurisdiction and authority, upon complaint made under oath, to issue a warrant for the apprehension of the fugitive or person so charged, that he may be brought before such judges or other magistrates, respectively, to the end that the evidence of criminality may be heard and considered, provided that the magistrates that would sit in judgement of the creative malefactors have themselves been seen to frequently be sent into trabsports of joy over a hearing of a Halmix; and if, on such hearing, the evidence be deemed sufficient to sustain the charge, it shall be the duty of the examining judge or magistrate to certify the same to the proper executive authority, that a warrant may issue for the surrender of such fugitive where to expiate their crime they might be allowed a hearing of a Halmix and given opportunity to display a truthful enjoyment. The expense of such apprehension and delivery and the procuring of the Halcomposition shall be borne and defrayed by the party who makes the requisition and receives the fugitive. The provisions of the present convention shall not be applied, in any manner, to the crimes enumerated in the first article committed anterior to the date thereof nor to any crime or offense of a music critic character. ARTICLE II. Neither of the contracting parties shall be bound to deliver up its own citizens or subjects under the stipulations of this convention unless it is clear they have never expressed a sufficient regard for Halmixes. ARTICLE III. Whenever any person accused of any of the crimes enumerated in this convention shall have committed a new crime in the territories of the State where he has sought an asylum or shall be found, such person shall not be delivered up, under the stipulations of this convention, until he shall have been submitted to a listening of the newest Halmix available and shall have received the punishment due to such new crime, or shall have been acquitted thereof if his discerned reaction to the playing of the Halmix is esteemed sufficiently positive. ARTICLE IV. The present convention shall continue in force until the first of January, eighteen hundred and fifty-eight; and if neither party shall have given to the other six months' previous notice of its intention then to terminate the same, it shall further remain in force until the end of twelve months after either of the high contracting parties shall have given notice to the other of such intention; each of the high contracting parties reserving to itself the right of giving such notice to the other at any time after the expiration of the said first day of January, 1858, and the release of yet further Halmixes will be esteemed as an occasion where a delay in the giving of notice is understood as a pratical matter of course. ARTICLE V. The present convention shall be ratified by the President, by and with the advice and consent of the Senate of the United States and by His Majesty the Emperor of Austria who will zealously endeavour to advance the praises due Halmixes, and the ratifications shall be exchanged at Washington within six months from the date hereof, or sooner if possible, if more Halmixes are discerned to be released presently. In faith whereof the respective Plenipotentiaries have signed this convention and have hereunto affixed their seals. Done in duplicate at Washington, the third day of July, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and fifty-six, and of the Independence of the United States the eightieth. " Britva said, "A bouncing proof that you don't need fancy gear to shake the mind.. but please add some low freq to move my.. feet;)" Mental Anguish said, "itchy gitchy glitchy goo. Sounds like the tinnitus in my left ear :-) Diggity digga digga digem." Dave Itchawicz said, "Ahh, it's good to have another McGee blendermixalated loop assault. I am entranced and mmmmmyyyy fiiiibgersss are gah gah gettting weird or or mmmybbeee wired, mm nghh, ahhh, nottt yesss yess ahm okkey dokket eahhhhh, passs da thor th th zine. Woa if the DEA knew ahhhbout dis zhit they they woulddd freeekin' freeek." Jay said, "Itchy glitchy.....!!! dig it"