Detective Johnnie Wong was a killer cop. He was edgy, brash, cocky and had a bad attitude. The Chief of the Hong Kong Police said he was a disgrace to the department. Wong would just as soon shoot a gangster as look at him. He had wrecked a lot of police vehicles, and damaged millions of dollars of public and private property in his pursuit of the bad guys. One day he shot the son of Boss Fats, the king of the Hong Kong mafia, right in the crotch because the young man had spit in his face. Boss Fats got even with Johnnie by sending his goons to gun down Wong's kid brother, who had just graduated from the Police Academy. As his brother lay dying in his arms, Johnnie vowed to track down his killers and tear them to pieces. He caught up with Fats and his gang at the Golden Dragon restaurant. Johnnie stormed in the front door, guns ablazing. He didn't care who got hurt, even if they were innocent. After Johnnie had blown everyone away in the dining room, he realized that Fats had escaped out the back door of the place. He darted through the kitchen and out into the alley. Hong Kong was pure chaos. Sirens blared, flames danced from the roofs of tall buildings, and the air was filled with an infernal din, the deafening sounds of destruction. Johnnie could see Fats 50 meters away, running as fast as his fat legs would carry him. Wong never missed at this distance, and he shot Boss Fats right in the ass. The gang boss crumpled to the pavement. At just this moment, a gigantic hairy foot came crashing down from between two skyscrapers and squashed Fats flatter than a pancake. "That son of a bitch!", screamed Johnnie. "Fats is mine! Nobody is gonna take the pleasure of ending his life away from me and get away with it! I'll show you, you frickin' hairy monster". And Johnnie pulled a grenade launcher out of his trench coat...
Genre: Big Badd & Ugly Album: Hal McGee Tapegerm Collection Volume Two Label: Credits: Loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem, and DJ Get Yo Fat On; Hal McGee – Circuit Bent Casio SK-1 and SK-5, Casio VA-10, Dark Star synth module (built by Fuglewicz), Technosaurus Microcon synth, shortwave radio, beats, mix; art by Jimmy McCullough.
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