Recent music by Buzzsaw & The Shavings at tapegerm.com http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/bands/20/ Having spent the better, or at least indifferent portions of the last 15 years or so on the periphery of various too-well defended musical scenes alerted to my presence in a creative Scythia releasing cassette, vinyl and CD indie morsels perfectly spiced to tempt the appetite of Folly, I drew too near to Tapegerm and I was captured in a wend of loop, and in the ensuing struggles to free myself, a fresh provision of Folly decided to call the result a mix. More mixes are forth through ninecoming, but I hesitate to say more as double-digits provoke a bad elevation sickness. Ah, but I seem to be green already, as green as the tracks to be found over at VBC BROADCASTING-Very Bad Considering Broadcasting-Considering what? I leave that answer to you dear friends as you are quite inventive enough to make me feel better. :) 07/20/08 12:23 en-us Copyright Tapegerm and Buzzsaw & The Shavings Jamroom http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/contact.php?mode=cform&band_id=20&band_name=Buzzsaw+%26+The+Shavings 60 Bioluminescent Flashes in the Hadalpelagic Zone by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2851&mode=song_hifi Information about Bioluminescent Flashes in the Hadalpelagic Zone by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Seven miles and a multitude of fathoms under the waves in the deepest reaches of the ocean, darkness is absolute, the temperature is ever near freezing, and the pressure of the water column above taxes even the most puissant, though that pressure is nothing at all compared to that of Germania that demands yet another crowned historical figure of me, who as far as I know has yet to descend here illumed in bioluminescent flashes. - Genre: Oceanic - Song Credits: Mellow Jeremy Guest Artist. Also includes ftp loops by Hal McGee and DJ Get Yo Fat On - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:33. Stream HiFi HERE. 06/21/08 16:24 Centuries Later, Gemellus Still Escaping Caligula by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2843&mode=song_hifi Information about Centuries Later, Gemellus Still Escaping Caligula by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Though a vast revolution of centuries has passed, and the authority and even the reign of Gaius has long since concluded, the grandson of Tiberius, at last cast aside the pastry platter, consulted the look that attended his every last cough, sounded out incessantly, discerned the blade of Macro come to 'cure' his affliction, and flew from the Palatine, and soon the flying boy truly was, over hills and years, and indeed continues, despite strange changes on the ground that include trains, motorcars and civilised Germans as he soars over old Leipzig. - Genre: holey O - Song Credits: Includes Mental Anguish Open Loops - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:00. Stream HiFi HERE. 06/13/08 19:07 Luncheon at Delmonico's as the Stocks Plunge by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2829&mode=song_hifi Information about Luncheon at Delmonico's as the Stocks Plunge by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Though the buffets of Fortune are exhaling gusts that carry all economy downward, a remnant of stalwart optimism refutes all the signs of a stock market crash and forays to the Delmonico Hotel off Wall Street for luncheon awash in jazz, irreverence and flappers and hopefully of at length a decade's duration until Central Europe proves troublesome again. - Genre: Rock & a Hard Place - Song Credits: Includes Mental Anguish Open Loops, Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops and Cystem Open Loops - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:45. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/22/08 16:52 A Delegate Neglects Signing the Treaty of Paris by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2788&mode=song_hifi Information about A Delegate Neglects Signing the Treaty of Paris by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The rustic and ramshackle colonists of the wilderness have sent the Hannoverian packing, and are ready to endure fetes and dinners in Paris, when a sudden inspiration to secure presents and greetings for Messer McGee occurs to one Saxon delgate to the conference and paintings are proposed and regards practiced. At length it came to the attention of the delegate that Messer McGee would not be born for nearly two centuries hence and the issue is dropped. But I have located it in a most seasonable manner and thus is presented the recent recording of me birthday greeting sent live Floridaward to the Hal of Hals. - Genre: A Pupil @ The Univericity Of USO - Song Credits: Includes ftp loops by Hal McGee - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:39. Stream HiFi HERE. 01/19/08 16:02 And Slapstick Spoofs Fatimids Flying Down The Nile by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2779&mode=song_hifi Information about And Slapstick Spoofs Fatimids Flying Down The Nile by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The new script is trying and in the most ghastly manner, after even copious martinis and sidecars at Musso & Franks fail to unite the terror of the Fatimid Dynasty quitting Cairo, speeding down the stream of the River Nile before the advance of the Sultan for the depths of Africa with a decent pratfall. After an interval the project is relinquished to Valentino and celebrations ensue. - Genre: itz a cutter - Song Credits: Includes ftp loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem and Scott Carr - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:44. Stream HiFi HERE. 12/23/07 18:00 Buster Keaton at Last Aware of the Duke of Caxias by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2766&mode=song_hifi Information about Buster Keaton at Last Aware of the Duke of Caxias by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Circling around endlessly in a saloon car about the new Brazilian capital of Brasilia, Buster at last discerns the form of the Duke and at last discerns that during this last revolution and circuit about the city there was a slight change in the iternary, and for rather good measure-a slight reworking of a 2005 Buzzyclassic. - Genre: MASTERMIND MATRIX - Song Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:27. Stream HiFi HERE. 11/21/07 20:17 Here by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2754&mode=song_hifi Information about Here by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Here...here....here...The HMS Booery. - Genre: A Fine How Do U Do - Song Credits: Includes Captain Trepidation-captured Mental Anguish open loops, Cystem open loops and David Fuglewicz Open Loops. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 02:08. Stream HiFi HERE. 10/26/07 17:53 Where? by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2753&mode=song_hifi Information about Where? by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Where...Where..?!!!!..let go....... - Genre: A Fine How Do U Do - Song Credits: And once more it was to have included Scott Carr ftp loops - Song lyrics: - Duration: 01:01. Stream HiFi HERE. 10/26/07 17:44 What- by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2732&mode=song_hifi Information about What- by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: What- - Genre: A Fine How Do U Do - Song Credits: It was to have more fully included ftp loops by Scott Carr - Song lyrics: - Duration: 01:02. Stream HiFi HERE. 10/03/07 17:03 How- by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2733&mode=song_hifi Information about How- by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: How- - Genre: Bloody Hell - Song Credits: Again it was to more completely included Scott Carr ftp loops - Song lyrics: - Duration: 00:35. Stream HiFi HERE. 10/03/07 17:07 Why- by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2734&mode=song_hifi Information about Why- by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Why-why-ah..the HMS Booery has landed on my page....why- - Genre: Death on a Cracker - Song Credits: Once more more Scott Carr ftp loops - Song lyrics: - Duration: 00:50. Stream HiFi HERE. 10/03/07 17:11 King Gelimer Reduced to a Most Infantile State by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2688&mode=song_hifi Information about King Gelimer Reduced to a Most Infantile State by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Having denied the fall of his Vandal Kingdom and even the quest of General Belisarius to submit him to capture and chains, King Gelimer attempts existence amidst the savage Moors of the southern mountains, destitute of baths, bread and wine. A few months later he endures the stench and the primitive fare coated in ashes and mud, but the lack of wine besets and torments, stripping Gelimer of his dignity and at length it seems his years. A missive sent him to surrender and depart for Constantinople is agreed upon provided he is sent a bottle and one was never so cherished after its arrival. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: Includes private ftp loops by Cystem and Mental Anguish - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:15. Stream HiFi HERE. 08/11/07 17:59 Marie Antoinette Realizes It's But A Proxy Wedding by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2649&mode=song_hifi Information about Marie Antoinette Realizes It's But A Proxy Wedding by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Face buried in silken pillows, it was only at some length that the young and frightened Marie was bade to rise and hear the very pleasant tidings that the nuptuals here in Vienna were only a proxy affair and she does not have to depart for France and can remain in her beloved Hofburg. The dance ensued until further tidings of the actual wedding at Versailles caused another few yards of brocade to be dowsed. - Genre: Symphonic Electronica - Song Credits: Includes loops by Cystem and Omnitechnomatrix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:40. Stream HiFi HERE. 06/04/07 17:36 For Amedeus, Da Ponte Ponders a Libretto by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2640&mode=song_hifi Information about For Amedeus, Da Ponte Ponders a Libretto by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Esteemed as the finest poet in Vienna, a wine quaffing and laugh-braying individual seeks Da Ponte's talents to provide an opera with words. After some reflection and more wine-quaffing with scant trace of laughter a decision is reached and remdered. On the morrow, wine more to Da Ponte's taste and a name like Figaro might alter the decision. - Genre: Radical Electronica - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Cystem, Omnitechnomatrix and Mike Cole - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:48. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/21/07 17:15 Rodzianko Offered Champagne and Conspiracy by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2634&mode=song_hifi Information about Rodzianko Offered Champagne and Conspiracy by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: In Petersburg, as the grim war year 1916 grew heavier and heavier and threatened to tear the eagle out of the gilded next, suggestion, over Roederer and blinis about Redress and betterment, abiding in an affronted Grand Duchess, called out between quaffs and necklace twirls, that one Empress Alexandra be annihilated. Minister Rodzianko accepted the blinis and deferred betterment as revolt might intrude upon the champagne supply. Such priorities. - Genre: itz a cutter - Song Credits: Mellow Jeremy Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:31. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/12/07 16:44 A Positive Poltava For Charles XII by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2623&mode=song_hifi Information about A Positive Poltava For Charles XII by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: In the midst of a steppe's mist, a bear's claws are drawn out, the cave and lair are exposed to a Scandinavian triumph, where regret is fed upon a ceaseless industry until there are tidings in the midst of Calamity that History does not see things quite that way and above all, claws still are at the ready to strike. A cool neutral situation seems rather fitting thereafter for the left side of the Baltic, neutral not a name not attached toward this mix. :) - Genre: MUSTY MADDNESS - Song Credits: Contagion Loop Mix-Includes loops by Cystem, International Garbageman, David Fuglewicz and Scott Carr - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:16. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/05/07 14:46 A Scaffold in a Drop of Robespierre's Sweat by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2556&mode=song_hifi Information about A Scaffold in a Drop of Robespierre's Sweat by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: After a late career of herding the enemies of the Revolution towards the guillotine, the reward of Robespierre is stability and the end of the Terror. However, Robespierre's personal Terror is but beginning as the affright of his governmental compatriots fearing his power grows intentions and brawny forarms and Robespierre is himself sent to the blade, though not without screeches, screams and flailing. It was not mentioned to him that King Louis did far better in a similar circumstance. - Genre: A Fine How Do U Do - Song Credits: Heuristics Inc. Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:48. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/19/07 23:57 Ludendorff's Foggy Front Mounted Breakdown by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2552&mode=song_hifi Information about Ludendorff's Foggy Front Mounted Breakdown by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The pressure of days, months and years of war at last lead to a climax as revolt and mutiny steal across the Fatherland, and every last hope fled and every last avenue of escape denied, General Ludendorff rails at his staff, before being consumed by rising waves of fury, heart overworked and fists clenched and temples pulsing violently. Lips suddenly sputter out in foam and he falls to the floor with a crash, shaking the room and the halls of ministries throughout the world. Shell-shock it was argued..even though he had never been near the front. - Genre: Musical Mayhem - Song Credits: GEMAfreie-welten Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:38. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/17/07 18:49 Good, Hot, Strong English Tea Readied At Amerongen by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2542&mode=song_hifi Information about Good, Hot, Strong English Tea Readied At Amerongen by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Having lost far more than just the German Cameroons, William II, the Supreme War Lord of Berlin, quits a stand at Spa and rushes upon a rail across a border into Holland seeking accomodation with Count Bentinck at Amerongen and Earl Grey in a teacup. A car horn signals that the bags be fetched, of various kinds, Bentinck at length explains. - Genre: Radical Electronica - Song Credits: Yuroun Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:43. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/09/07 18:45 Quinctilius Varus, Where Are My Eagles? by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2516&mode=song_hifi Information about Quinctilius Varus, Where Are My Eagles? by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: While extending the blessings of Civilisation in a rainy green forest between the Rhine and the Elbe, all suddenly becomes a curse when in a burst of lightning and a fall of squall line, the legions of Varus are suddenly ambushed and at once overburden the little craft of Charon crossing the Styx and taking the Eagle standards along with them into Oblivion. A little while later in Rome, Caesar Augustus, a trifle beyond a rage, is heard to ask a frequent question. - Genre: Radical Electronica - Song Credits: Cystem Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:18. Stream HiFi HERE. 01/26/07 18:52 NASA Advances the Cause of the Duke of Brandenburg by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2482&mode=song_hifi Information about NASA Advances the Cause of the Duke of Brandenburg by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: When many other courts to the west have filled the seas with intentions on galleons at the ready to claim and ordain the course of new worlds, the Duke of Brandenburg, after failing to attract the attentions of certain Genoese, stunningly devoted to Castille and Aragon, looks skyward to obtain new worlds for the city on the Spree thtrough a strange agency willing to overlook his paucity of gem and esteeming rumours of the land's potential with rockets. Lutes soon board a craft. - Genre: Space Exploration - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:54. Stream HiFi HERE. 01/13/07 10:16 Didius Julianus Heaped Enthroned on a Sesterce by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2470&mode=song_hifi Information about Didius Julianus Heaped Enthroned on a Sesterce by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: When word of a throne sale is mentioned to Didius, a few strongboxes of coins are rushed over to the Praetorian Camp and qualifications of gold and silver are shouted to the guards inside. Once a high enough amount of qualification is mentioned, Didius is hefted even higher, though the numbered days of his reign are less than even the inches off the ground he is held aloft. - Genre: Electrocore - Song Credits: Hebephrenic Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:52. Stream HiFi HERE. 01/06/07 18:45 German Cameroon Lost During the Kaiser's Luncheon by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2456&mode=song_hifi Information about German Cameroon Lost During the Kaiser's Luncheon by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The waiters and the footmen bring in tray after tray of the most delectably seasoned treats for the usual luncheon with the pickelhaube-wearing Great Warlord with the spiked mustache. Suddenly another tray is whisked before Wilhelm bearing a dispatch spiked with a British seasoning that hitherto only dissolved the Kaiser's connexion with the Cameroons in Africa but now parts meal from his plate in Berlin. - Genre: MASTERMIND MATRIX - Song Credits: Ed Drury Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:35. Stream HiFi HERE. 12/27/06 19:17 Regent Sophia Follows a Sceptre's Fall Conventward by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2448&mode=song_hifi Information about Regent Sophia Follows a Sceptre's Fall Conventward by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Ready to declare herself Empress, Sophia is suddenly confronted by one Peter already esteeming himself Great enough to attract the support of the streltsy guards. An attempt to invite Peter to the Kremlin ends with an another invitation for Sophia to a convent abetted by burly bearded ones wielding halberds. Bells, snow and incense ensue. - Genre: A Fine How Do U Do - Song Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem, Arthur Loves Plastic, Blind Mime, Heuristics Inc. and Omnitechnomatrix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:48. Stream HiFi HERE. 12/16/06 17:19 Duc de Chambord Evades an Ineluctable Tricolour by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2434&mode=song_hifi Information about Duc de Chambord Evades an Ineluctable Tricolour by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: In Versailles, after a night's lengthy inner struggle over the white flag of the Bourbons and after several attempts to escape the tricolour flag of Revolution through a loop of negociation and a fold of fabric and refusing to make the flag a two-sided affair, the Duke decides not to make his appearance in Paris and in the Chamber, drops the white flag of the Bourbons and picks up instead the white flag of surrender. It will be a republic and strudel in the Alps after all. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: Includes loops by Cystem, Arthur Loves Plastic, Omnitechnomatrix and Mental Anguish - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:23. Stream HiFi HERE. 11/25/06 18:42 Frederick the Great and the Concert at Sans Soucci by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2376&mode=song_hifi Information about Frederick the Great and the Concert at Sans Soucci by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The ideals of the Enlightenment attended all the emminent guests of Frederick the Great at the castle of Sans Soucci, preening themselves in liberation from the fetters and attitudes of the past, the tyranny of artistic dogma abetted by the wisdom of the philosophes as they entered the music chamber and sat down for the latest concert under the portraits and busts of Voltaire and Bayle. Suddenly the notes of music flew up the walls, tore the canvas and smashed the marble and in a scream and a groan, artistic dogma returned. Frederick bades sabre-wielding Prussians to appear and Buzzy eventually managed escape. Suddenly there is much care here. - Genre: Awesome Audio - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops, Hal McGee Open Loops and David Fuglewicz Open Loops mix. Also includes loops by D. Howse - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:57. Stream HiFi HERE. 11/03/06 18:03 When Rage Rides Guderian's Cherry Brandy by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2324&mode=song_hifi Information about When Rage Rides Guderian's Cherry Brandy by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The Eastern Front is in collapse, the powers that be below the rubble-strewn gound are in denial and after a few quaffs of a most coveted cherry brandy at the Japanese embassy in Berlin, Guderian arises in a stagger to address the disjuncture speaking in the vehement dialect of shaken fists. Dismissal ensues, perhaps even of the mix. :) - Genre: BLISTERING BOOGIE - Song Credits: 8th Day Rebellion Guest Artist Mix. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:02. Stream HiFi HERE. 10/06/06 17:30 Suddenly Maria Theresa Pragmatically Sanctioned by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2307&mode=song_hifi Information about Suddenly Maria Theresa Pragmatically Sanctioned by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Salic Law is suddenly void when the only Habsburg heir left to succeed Emperor Charles is in petticoats and gowns splendidly in the shape of Silesia and even Moravia or so it was observed by those at court already missing knee breeches. - Genre: Phantazmik Cick Trik - Song Credits: DJ Get Yo Fat On Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Cystem. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:03. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/28/06 22:12 Under a Pour of Malmsey by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2278&mode=song_hifi Information about Under a Pour of Malmsey by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: - Genre: Abstract Ambient - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops, Cystem Open Loops and Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:24. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/10/06 08:30 Prince Max Surrenders the Chancellor's Desk by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2173&mode=song_hifi Information about Prince Max Surrenders the Chancellor's Desk by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The plaything of the Spanish Influenza with thermometer in glass and fever on forehead, Prince Max von Baden stands ready to yield the Chancellor's desk to Ebert,just as soon as he can navigate rioting and mutiny in the streets and the odd power outage. Arriving, the desk is surrendered, though too late as the plug has now been pulled on the Kaiser's regime along with the next outage. - Genre: Felt Finesse - Song Credits: D. Howse Open Loops Mix-also includes loops by Cystem, Mental Anguish and Heuristics Inc. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:03. Stream HiFi HERE. 07/01/06 18:16 Von Plehve Tardily Darts the Revolutionary Bomb by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2148&mode=song_hifi Information about Von Plehve Tardily Darts the Revolutionary Bomb by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: All is very interesting for Von Plehve after another bout with the peasant-smacking knout and it builds to the utmost of curiosity when a tree falls, the carriage door opens to admit the sight and also the toss of a ticking bomb meant to fray both knout and von Plehve. - Genre: Improvisational - Song Credits: A Midsummer Nights Germination Mix-Includes loops by Code Mango, David Fuglewicz, Cystem and International Garbageman - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:27. Stream HiFi HERE. 06/17/06 21:49 General Hotzendorf Ordains a Sarajevo Summer by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2144&mode=song_hifi Information about General Hotzendorf Ordains a Sarajevo Summer by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: In the midst of a fiery summer heat manufactured by Nature, Hotzendorf follows suit with fist pounding and paper crumpling of such fire and vehemence at the Foreign Office in Vienna over that business with Franz in Sarajevo, that a nearby mound of gunpowder was ignited. Discerning men knew the next several summers would offer no vacation. - Genre: Improvisational - Song Credits: Midsummer Nights Germination Mix-Includes loops by Giuseppe Bancomatti, Cystem, Mental Anguish and David Fuglewicz - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:23. Stream HiFi HERE. 06/17/06 11:57 A Berry in the Hat Swings With Hedda Hopper by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2141&mode=song_hifi Information about A Berry in the Hat Swings With Hedda Hopper by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Rumour and gossip has it in the trade papers that Hedda's newest hat is the most ravishing and astounding yet worn by the diva of Hollywood. The prices to see it are, of course, less for the matinee and extra with cocktails. - Genre: YAWZA - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:33. Stream HiFi HERE. 06/16/06 15:00 A Peacock Throne Souvenir for Nadir Shah by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2120&mode=song_hifi Information about A Peacock Throne Souvenir for Nadir Shah by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: A lamentable type of tourism appealed to Nadir in the form of a military expedition, conquest of Delhi, burning of the markets and after fifty-seven days, concluding the itinerary with a throne snatched from a gutted palace that was more repairable than someone's Indian reputation. - Genre: Experimental - Song Credits: M.Nomized Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:23. Stream HiFi HERE. 06/02/06 18:13 Talleyrand Intrudes On a Bout of Royal Gout by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2101&mode=song_hifi Information about Talleyrand Intrudes On a Bout of Royal Gout by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Even beyond replacing the furniture and the wallpaper of Usurper Bonaparte, massaging a gouty leg has the utmost of priority to Louis XVIII. Or until Talleyrand brings news it is premature to change the decor and rather overdue to relocate to Ghent as any good minister would do, and as any better man would do anything to get the royal stocking back up again. - Genre: Movies - Song Credits: M.Nomized Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:33. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/22/06 20:41 An Intolerable Delay for Flamsteed's Star Catalog by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2095&mode=song_hifi Information about An Intolerable Delay for Flamsteed's Star Catalog by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Encouraged by the need for a new star catalogue replacing an older version that predated breeches and Englishmen, a breech wearing Englishman by the name of Flamsteed attempts to put telescope to the night sky, shattering theories and a few other things. - Genre: MASTERMIND MATRIX - Song Credits: Ken Clinger Collaboration 1. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish, Heuristics Inc., and Mike McGary - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:33. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/18/06 18:38 Petronius Maximus Exalts the Prospect of Escape by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2084&mode=song_hifi Information about Petronius Maximus Exalts the Prospect of Escape by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: When the minions of Gaiseric bound over the Sicilian straits in search of plunder and spoil, the best response is to bound over to the Senate House and exalt the prospect of flight and retreat and the calm tranquility there gained, and the great wisdom of the ivory beards in imitating the example of their prince. A rain of stones outside, however, rather clouded those promised sunny skies. - Genre: Paradoxikallie Korrekt - Song Credits: Includes loops by Cystem and DJ Get Yo Fat On - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:05. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/11/06 16:34 Cabanis' Brain Secretes a Thought in Monmartre by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=2053&mode=song_hifi Information about Cabanis' Brain Secretes a Thought in Monmartre by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Materalism comes to full fruition in Cabanis strolling about Montmartre with the philosophes, bearing the ability for his brain to secrete thought like his gall bladder secretes bile. At length, Cabanis tilts his head away from the Britainside as his thought secretions have been recently in English. - Genre: Wicked Wenching - Song Credits: Includes loops by Cystem, Mental Anguish, Omnitechnomatrix, Virus Factory and the Magical Cigarette - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:34. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/22/06 18:18 Ostian Thunder Slowly Discerned by Messalina by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1995&mode=song_hifi Information about Ostian Thunder Slowly Discerned by Messalina by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: There was time for one last wend of ivory about the thrysus to be shaken in time to the sound of Mammertine wine descending a throat as there was a change in the climate. Slowly Messalina discerned that the sunny temperance of Claudius was now obscured by a cloud, that on closer examination was seen to be made of teeming daggers directed towards her and her Senatorial lover, by Imperial spousal decree, or one feigning it. The sound of a storm at Ostia ensues. - Genre: Lovely Lolita - Song Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:15. Stream HiFi HERE. 03/21/06 17:59 Sappho in the Hands of Savonarola by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1981&mode=song_hifi Information about Sappho in the Hands of Savonarola by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Having thrown down the makers of dome and the remakers of Rome, Savonarola refines his techniques by gathering up into Florentine bonfires all the scripts of humanistic misdemenors penned by such types as Homer, Virgil and a dear poetess by the name of Sappho that has at length fallen into his hands. Given his zeal and her predilictions, it could not have been a pleasant experience for either one. - Genre: Timely Tuneage - Song Credits: Majestic Twelve Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:23. Stream HiFi HERE. 03/14/06 19:57 Montesquieu Assigns Monarchy to a Torrid Clime by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1951&mode=song_hifi Information about Montesquieu Assigns Monarchy to a Torrid Clime by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The mere thought of torrid, tropical climes drove deep into Montesquieu as he scrawled out the landmark The Spirit of the Laws on the various governments of the world; he sweated and flushed and and trembled frequently until at length quill pen had to be surrendered for a handkerchief. Enough of this and the need for a stern mastery over this debility was translated into the need of the clime for a stern master. Eventually cold will be discovered to cause shivering too. - Genre: CUSTOM CRUSH - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:46. Stream HiFi HERE. 03/06/06 12:57 The Senate, Ostrich Heads and Commodus by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1939&mode=song_hifi Information about The Senate, Ostrich Heads and Commodus by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: There was a sudden call for laurel leaves for laugh-staunching in Senatorial mouths as after a bout regarding wild beast hunts and venatores in the arena, Emperor Commodus parted an ostrich from its head and wagged it at the Senators, his own head wagging as well, eyes rolling in a display, declaiming to the conscript fathers that he could part other beings from their heads as well. Despite it all, as Commodus seemed to have lost his own head already, the display seemed ultimately cogent. - Genre: Radical Electronica - Song Credits: Free Loop Project 014 Mix-Includes loops by Cystem, Mental Anguish, Blind Mime, Hal McGee, Omnitechnomatrix and Insecta Sonic - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:36. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/28/06 16:32 Countess Bathory Watches as the Bricks Pile Up by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1927&mode=song_hifi Information about Countess Bathory Watches as the Bricks Pile Up by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Directly relating the amount of bricks required to wall up the Countess to requite all the life wine from maidens and other flailing and steely techniques that seemed suited to forstall and impede the advance of years upon Transylvanian skin, a pile of bricks was stacked before her door and the task was only finished this last Wednesday. - Genre: Abstract - Song Credits: Free Loop Project 014 Mix-Includes loops by Cystem, David Fuglewicz and Insecta Sonic - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:13. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/24/06 15:45 Cupid and Psyche Steal a Look at Daybreak by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1910&mode=song_hifi Information about Cupid and Psyche Steal a Look at Daybreak by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The martial terms between them were not too terribly severe, although Cupid was required to be an unseen husband visiting Psyche only under the veil of night. Meanwhile envious Venus encouraged the impatience of Apollo's horses pawing the doors of Dawn. Timing was flirting with impefection as well. Having read further all will be well, anyway. - Genre: Radical Electronica - Song Credits: Cystem Valentine's Day Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:40. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/17/06 18:55 When Rebuff Clangs Duke Alva's Armour at Alkmaar by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1882&mode=song_hifi Information about When Rebuff Clangs Duke Alva's Armour at Alkmaar by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Alva was very eager to try out his new armour, pounded out of invincibility and tribute levied across Holland, and it served well, flushing the colour of Inqusitions and autos-de-fes and seeking to refine its shape by the involuntary donation of ducats and guilders. All continued to go very well until the denizens of Alkmaar decided that Dutch courage was something to be very greatly extended, striking Alvan armour back and causing a return to Spain. The concluding echo continues until at least the ship is in sight of the port of Cadiz. - Genre: Big Badd & Ugly - Song Credits: Fever Spoor Guest Artist Mix-Also includes loops by Mental Anguish - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:26. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/09/06 19:50 Baron von Richthofen Chases a Gotha to the Sea by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1880&mode=song_hifi Information about Baron von Richthofen Chases a Gotha to the Sea by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The Red Baron is a virtuoso of acrobatics in the air through the auspices of a propeller, chasing all off and vanquishing all challengers, Victory his unerringly and unceasingly. Eventually however, through the courtesy of some Eastern Syndicate a challenger arose with big floppy ears and a funny looking nose owned by a child with an even funnier looking round head and a penchant for wishy-washyness. For once, however, my neglect of the terms of copyright at long last is found to cease here. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: Insecta Sonic Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:04. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/04/06 23:14 Justinian's Face is a Formless Mass to Procopius by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1876&mode=song_hifi Information about Justinian's Face is a Formless Mass to Procopius by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Aware of some things rather dire sprung from the throne in Constantinople, one Procopius presuming an historical career is in his future seeks to capture and delineate in the papyrus pages of possible work the very face of evil as it is seen in Emperor Justinian's, but due to guttering lamplight and a frightened fancy that gutters the flame in any event, all seen is a shapeless mass of flesh as blank as his pages so far. A recourse to a chapter over the capture of Carthage is suddenly substituted. - Genre: Dark Ambient - Song Credits: David Fuglewicz Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Cystem and Omnitechnomatrix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:42. Stream HiFi HERE. 01/30/06 18:45 Piety Continues to Elude Cardinal Rohan by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1836&mode=song_hifi Information about Piety Continues to Elude Cardinal Rohan by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Duped by charlatans and scorned by Queen Marie, the Cardinal seeks a solace in dark confines. Though looking about with some intensity and purpose, piety is not to be found, although courtesans are, to minister to as they minister to him, rather certainly his purpose in any event. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: CYSTEM Open loops and Hal McGee Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, DJ Fat and Blind Mime - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:32. Stream HiFi HERE. 01/17/06 17:45 Awaiting Chaplin at Musso and Frank's by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1809&mode=song_hifi Information about Awaiting Chaplin at Musso and Frank's by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: There is promise in the meeting for the young starlet, if Chaplin will ever show up at the venerable Hollywood restaurant, as there is word that the Tramp has snapped a cane and all is currently on hold in the movie and at the table as proper titles must be found for an outburst of temperament. - Genre: Jazz - Song Credits: Includes loops by International Garbageman, Virus Factory and Heuristics Inc. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:06. Stream HiFi HERE. 01/06/06 13:53 Radek Screeches Revolution from a Train Window by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1805&mode=song_hifi Information about Radek Screeches Revolution from a Train Window by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: At a stop in Germany, the sealed train carrying that Bashkir-derived Ulyanov plague bacillus back to Russia remained for long enough for Radek to throw open a window and called for the troops on the station platform to found a revolt who merely found him revolting. - Genre: Electronica - Song Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish and Omnitechnomatrix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 08:48. Stream HiFi HERE. 01/03/06 11:10 The 1914 Christmas Truce by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1798&mode=song_hifi Information about The 1914 Christmas Truce by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Once, long ago, after months of men being ground into a state-assembled sausage machine, soldiers stopped a war for Christmas. It could never happen now in our modern world. My, but hasn't Humanity advanced? - Genre: Holiday - Song Credits: Includes loops by Virus Factory, D. Howse and Omnitechnomatrix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 01:32. Stream HiFi HERE. 12/24/05 11:11 A Gust in the Bay of Biscay for Dom Pedro II by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1783&mode=song_hifi Information about A Gust in the Bay of Biscay for Dom Pedro II by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: A sudden release of iron chains about the necks of slaves and an equally sudden striking of golden ones from the Imperial Braganzan neck of Dom Pedro of Brazil both conspire to ensure his exile-driven flight across the Atlantic is more than sped. - Genre: Film Music - Song Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix and Heuristics Inc. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:52. Stream HiFi HERE. 12/20/05 14:41 General Anami Ponders Clipping the Chrysanthemum by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1781&mode=song_hifi Information about General Anami Ponders Clipping the Chrysanthemum by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: When a different sword other than that from which the islands of Nippon dripped, let fall drops of woe of a sort radioactive, Anami nonetheless pondered the overthrow of a throne-mounting distant descendant of goddess Ameratsu before duty interrupted his reverie one last time and he sought the sword for an entirely different purpose. - Genre: Electrocore - Song Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:32. Stream HiFi HERE. 12/16/05 16:28 Romulus Augustulus Yields the Regalia to Odoacer by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1777&mode=song_hifi Information about Romulus Augustulus Yields the Regalia to Odoacer by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Once from Scotland to Syria the shadow of the Roman sceptre fell; fallen it but casts a shadow only across a small room and on the brow of a boy named Romulus who suddenly is called upon to surrender the heritage of Caesar forever. Gutteral tones referencing swords are amazingly persuasive. - Genre: Movies - Song Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix and D. Howse - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:00. Stream HiFi HERE. 12/12/05 11:18 A Crownful of Vatican for Queen Christina by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1768&mode=song_hifi Information about A Crownful of Vatican for Queen Christina by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Step by royal step, first marriage, throne, Lutheranism and at last a gown is divested, in exchange for breeches and the surrounding sound of Lateran bells on the piazza. Somewhat earlier, it seemed Descartes was far too certain of himself. - Genre: Experimental - Song Credits: Michael Thomas Jackson Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:32. Stream HiFi HERE. 12/10/05 14:58 Fleeing Steelworkers, Karl I Pants at Eckartsau by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1758&mode=song_hifi Information about Fleeing Steelworkers, Karl I Pants at Eckartsau by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: As Armistice and Defeat throw a shadow across the confines of the Hofburg almost as dark as the promise of the march of steelworkers from Florisdorf to their Palatial Abode, Karl I gathers up wife and a gaggle of little Archdukes and Archduchesses for a run to Eckartsau for several pants, of breath and those without Imperial Stripes. - Genre: Darkwave - Song Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:26. Stream HiFi HERE. 12/05/05 19:40 Duns Scotus Makes a Sudden Bid for Contingency by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1748&mode=song_hifi Information about Duns Scotus Makes a Sudden Bid for Contingency by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Philosophical exhaustion seemed to have brought on an assault of the intellectual hobgoblins, banging and blaring and gamboling about the Stoa, the Garden and the Academy. Quill pen holding became impossible, and suddenly Duns in his vexation conceived the notion of contingency; in this case the possibility that he might not have to be tortured, or in this case listen to this mix. - Genre: Instrumental - Song Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 08:55. Stream HiFi HERE. 11/28/05 08:53 And Around the Circus Maximus for Trajan Caesar by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1741&mode=song_hifi Information about And Around the Circus Maximus for Trajan Caesar by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Applause for Trajan's smiting of the Dacians and the appropriation of their trans-Danubian morass is measured here in the thunderous pounding of the sand and the resulting dust whose shape and patterns changes with the fortunes of the race. Competing praises reach a crescendo and suddenly the pattern for one charioteer is rather bleak as the dust above him is instantly in the shape of a plea for help. - Genre: Electrocore - Song Credits: Majestic Twelve Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:14. Stream HiFi HERE. 11/22/05 11:24 Eau de Protestant Sniffed by Catherine de Medici by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1737&mode=song_hifi Information about Eau de Protestant Sniffed by Catherine de Medici by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: In a French age when far too many individuals seemed to flirt about with idea of abjuring the authority of Rome, an aroma of remedy curled about the nostrils of Catherine drawing in far more than a quarter of the smell of Protestants drawn and quartered. Since her boy was king she could exhale safely. - Genre: Improvisational - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 08:19. Stream HiFi HERE. 11/19/05 10:28 Narmer Ponders Sgt. Schultz on the Russian Front by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1726&mode=song_hifi Information about Narmer Ponders Sgt. Schultz on the Russian Front by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Five thousand years ago, in the midst of smiting and pounding his way to Pharoahhood along a wend of the Nile Delta, there is a sudden pause and the primal pathos of Schultz outside Bryansk gallops across the ages and into the thoughts of King Narmer. Rage ensues when his early Hamitic tongue cannot properly define rifles or trousers and this is directed at the miscreants of Buto. The stage is set for Mr. Heston. - Genre: Experimental - Song Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:22. Stream HiFi HERE. 11/15/05 11:15 Alexander VI Savours the Banquet of Chestnuts by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1708&mode=song_hifi Information about Alexander VI Savours the Banquet of Chestnuts by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: One evening at the Vatican, nut gripping ability was esteemed the finest of all qualities bestowed upon men, and in this particular case, most certainly on the distaff side of the race. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix-Also includes loops by Mental Anguish and DJ Fat - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:31. Stream HiFi HERE. 11/08/05 11:19 Buster Keaton Becomes Aware of the Duke of Caxias by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1696&mode=song_hifi Information about Buster Keaton Becomes Aware of the Duke of Caxias by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: On a seemingly interminable train excursion, Brazilian nobility suddenly invades a silent screen legend's mind although it is as receptive as Paraguay due to Buster's ensuing thought that signing the contract with MGM might not be the most salutary thing for a career. - Genre: Experimental - Song Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:45. Stream HiFi HERE. 11/01/05 08:37 In the Politburo, Malenkov Loses His Human Aspect by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1568&mode=song_hifi Information about In the Politburo, Malenkov Loses His Human Aspect by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The onward course of the Marxist Dialectic comes to a screeching halt even in the depths of the Polituburo as one afternoon, Malenkov's taste for blinis and beef adds one layer of gristle too much to the belly and chin and attentions turn towards a cheek. - Genre: Electronica - Song Credits: G-Day Mix-Includes loops by Pmnitechnomatrix, CYSTEM, DJ Fat and International Garbageman - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:23. Stream HiFi HERE. 10/02/05 17:12 Dupleix Rolls Up Deccan in Lace Away From Clive by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1553&mode=song_hifi Information about Dupleix Rolls Up Deccan in Lace Away From Clive by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Frenetically, in a waterfall of lace, the Deccan, Golconda and other places known intimately well to Vishnu and Company are rolled up in a charge of lace by Dupleix out to rebuff Clive and the opposing India Company across the channel, although at a treaty table far away, one lengthy thread is caught by a quill pen and is already unravelling matters. - Genre: Abstract - Song Credits: G-Day mix-Includes loops by Mental Anguish, Blind Mime Ensemble, CYSTEM, and Heuristics Inc. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:02. Stream HiFi HERE. 10/02/05 03:58 Torchlight Iluminates the Mire and Hostilian Afar by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1550&mode=song_hifi Information about Torchlight Iluminates the Mire and Hostilian Afar by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Suddenly Mount Abrittus hungers for Caesar Decius, and torches in the camp flare almost as brightly as the very idea that he accept the Imperial honours for the family in the first place, Hostilian included. - Genre: Improvisational - Song Credits: H-Day halloween Mix-Includes loops by Shaud, International Garbageman, CYSTEM, Heuristics Inc, and Blind Mime Ensemble - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:35. Stream HiFi HERE. 10/01/05 22:16 Czar Ivan Entertains a Grudge Over Novgorod by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1542&mode=song_hifi Information about Czar Ivan Entertains a Grudge Over Novgorod by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Although affonted by the city of Novogorod, Ivan the Terrible is quite prepared. a special chair to be set up in the main square to watch the festivities of his vengeance having been made already by workmen so eager to please that a son-striking rod was included as well. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: MJB Guest Artist Mix-Also includes loops by Virus Factory and Heuristics Inc. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:00. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/30/05 18:52 A Hard Night and Enlightenment Wakes in D'Holbach by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1533&mode=song_hifi Information about A Hard Night and Enlightenment Wakes in D'Holbach by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Much difficulty ensues after a lengthy night in the salon, when after mastering Bayle and embracing irreverence in the midst of a dream, Enlightenment, after a few false starts, awakens first and flees in hopes of finding Rousseau or even Grimm, D'Holbach forced to the chase. - Genre: Experimental - Song Credits: Includes loops by International Garbageman, Mental Anguish, DJ Fat and Omnitechnomatrix. Guest appearance by the Huygens Probe. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:47. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/29/05 19:06 Rococo Claret Swirls as Czarina Elizabeth Rages by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1437&mode=song_hifi Information about Rococo Claret Swirls as Czarina Elizabeth Rages by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Though warned, an impudent countess appears at a Winter Palace ball adorned in hair with the same rare bloom as the Czarina. Mayhem ensues and Siberia expects a sudden spike in population. - Genre: Power Metal - Song Credits: CYSTEM Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish and Heuristics Inc. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:09. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/24/05 20:20 In Zurich, Tzara Fails to Impress Dr. Zaius by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1395&mode=song_hifi Information about In Zurich, Tzara Fails to Impress Dr. Zaius by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Even stripped down, and reduced to the primal roots, Dr. Zaius still finds imposture on the stage as well as some discomfiture as he has little else to add to his commentary as the rest of his script will not even be started for another fifty years. - Genre: Leftfield - Song Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Mike McGary and Mental Anguish - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:09. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/23/05 10:52 Stealing Henrietta's Gown for the Duc Philippe by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1350&mode=song_hifi Information about Stealing Henrietta's Gown for the Duc Philippe by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Entirely excluded from the affairs of state and partaking of the conquests of the Rhine and beyond by order of discerning higher authority, the debauched Duc Philippe compensates by making a raid on wife Henrietta's bedroom in order to achieve the conquest of her favourite gown. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: Blind Mime Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:22. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/18/05 17:45 A Bud of the Systema Naturae Opens in Linnaeus by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1318&mode=song_hifi Information about A Bud of the Systema Naturae Opens in Linnaeus by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Amidst all the clamourous struggle of common names erupting from both sides of the border, a concerned Swede summons Caesar to again impose order on things animal and vegetable only this time, as mineral tended to be pounded into swords and handled by Senatorial fiends..erm, friends. - Genre: Omnitronikx - Song Credits: Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:54. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/16/05 12:14 With a Kick, Samuel Johnson Refutes Berkeley by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1303&mode=song_hifi Information about With a Kick, Samuel Johnson Refutes Berkeley by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Seeking to refute Berkeley on his way to the Hebrides, Samuel Johnson contacts a stone and finds that substance seems far more certain than Berkeley imagined. - Genre: Abstract - Song Credits: David Fuglewicz Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:45. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/09/05 19:04 Fate Lunges at Leon Trotsky in Mexico City by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1299&mode=song_hifi Information about Fate Lunges at Leon Trotsky in Mexico City by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Being appraised of its schedule Fate at once betakes itself off to Mexico City to claim a very revolutionary prize, but the inexorable historical dialectic Trotsky believes in refuses to relent time and again. Fate returns in its cups to grind its axe until it discerns that other pointed metal implements might also be ground into being. - Genre: Leftfield - Song Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, DJ Get Yo Fat On, Heuristics Inc, Omnitechnomatrix and Scott Carr - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:28. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/05/05 15:12 Valerian Made Into A Purple Persian Footstool by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1288&mode=song_hifi Information about Valerian Made Into A Purple Persian Footstool by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: After his capture at a parley with Sapor of Persia, Caesar Valerian sinks down into the hot sands, weighted down by shame and the weight of Sapor's boots and the intention to mount a horse for a ride. - Genre: Dark Ambient - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:24. Stream HiFi HERE. 09/03/05 00:32 The Stasi Takes Walter Ulbricht for a Walk by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1277&mode=song_hifi Information about The Stasi Takes Walter Ulbricht for a Walk by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: When an unrepentant Stalinist East German sets the borsht a-boiling in Moscow, it is only a matter of time before recourse to the second-in-command ensures that someone is invited to to stroll the banks of the River Spree with the Stasi secret police on hand to stave off loneliness....and escape. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:43. Stream HiFi HERE. 08/31/05 19:17 Agrippina Bades a Centurion's Blade Wombward by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1265&mode=song_hifi Information about Agrippina Bades a Centurion's Blade Wombward by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Agrippina, finally disabused of all kindly and even hopeful notions about that Nero boy of hers, directs the soldier sent to send her to the far side of life to strike his swordblade at a certain portion of her anatomy concealing pre-natal habitations. - Genre: Experimental Post Rock - Song Credits: David Fuglewicz Open Loops - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:33. Stream HiFi HERE. 08/28/05 17:02 Pour Maman, Pomme du Monde by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1248&mode=song_hifi Information about Pour Maman, Pomme du Monde by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: A tribute of sorts to my mother who passed away August 21, 2005. - Genre: Mood Music - Song Credits: Don Campau Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:00. Stream HiFi HERE. 08/22/05 18:34 Jupiter Jolted by Ptolemy's Run to the Fixed Stars by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1200&mode=song_hifi Information about Jupiter Jolted by Ptolemy's Run to the Fixed Stars by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The steam engine of Heron of Alexandria is at last given its test run, as a curious Ptolemy the Astronomer mounts the controls of a chariot fitted out with it, checks the domain of sky for errant Olympians and bounds off towards the sphere of the fixed stars, enthusiasm and signs only in Latin leading to planet perturbations it seems. - Genre: Space Rock - Song Credits: 24 Hour Flu Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:31. Stream HiFi HERE. 08/07/05 18:55 Djembe Drums Fill in at the Hal Roach Studios by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1176&mode=song_hifi Information about Djembe Drums Fill in at the Hal Roach Studios by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: When the Wurlitzer organ player is fancied and stolen by George Cukor at another studios, Hal consults his imagination and summons a certain West African troupe to fill in and gift Stan and Ollie with a rousing display of another type of chase. - Genre: African - Song Credits: Rootsy Records Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:19. Stream HiFi HERE. 08/06/05 20:47 Foreign Minister Sazonov Confronted by a Rant by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1158&mode=song_hifi Information about Foreign Minister Sazonov Confronted by a Rant by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: A performance of 1914 German diplomatic war-flinging pique that ranges from the shade of ashen to the colour of purple is presented to Minister Sazonov via a rant and fist pounding in a theatre resembling a Foreign Office before it becomes quite apparent that it is already a four year intermission back at the embassy. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: CYSTEM Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:49. Stream HiFi HERE. 08/02/05 13:42 It's Only a Buzzymix by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1142&mode=song_hifi Information about It's Only a Buzzymix by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: At the very least, it is a character-building exercise, or so tell yourself until the Furies are instructed it was a case of mistaken identity. - Genre: So Far Off The Wall It's Down The Street - Song Credits: Free Loop Project 013 Mix-Includes loops by DJ Fat, Mental Anguish and Omnitechnomatrix - Song lyrics: Even if you've clicked lo-fi
Swallowed by Mozart gone awry
You just relax
You know I mix like that

And if elements start to stir
Waltzing in Kandinsky blur
Heed this fact
You know I mix like that

Strings caught and jarred
Brass sullied and tarred
"Help!" frequently spoken
By trumpet's deeds broken
No need for tact
You know I mix like that

And if time slows down to now
Minutes heavy on your brow
It's no attack
You know I mix like that

Strings caught and jarred
Brass sullied and tarred
"Help!" frequently spoken
By trumpet's deeds broken
No need for tact
You know I mix like that

No need for tact
You know I mix like that

You know I mix like that!
- Duration: 03:54. Stream HiFi HERE.
07/28/05 17:43
Suddenly Umbrage Taken and the Kurile Islands by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1074&mode=song_hifi Information about Suddenly Umbrage Taken and the Kurile Islands by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Knowing full well the mentioned islands names are now Kunashir and Etorup, a repeated mention of their previous names on the alternative radio programme is quite enough to subdue the reserve of a Muscovite, heard here in English due to a favourable exchange rate. - Genre: So Far Off The Wall It's Down The Street - Song Credits: Free Loop Project 013 Mix-Also includes expletives by CYSTEM. - Song lyrics: Really now, I can't be expected to type THAT out.. ;) - Duration: 05:17. Stream HiFi HERE. 07/17/05 16:56 A Perfumer Bottled Music for Marie Antoinette by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1057&mode=song_hifi Information about A Perfumer Bottled Music for Marie Antoinette by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: It seemed a good idea to distill essence of minuette into a bottle and gift it to Marie in an opulent basket, but there was a forboding that the flighty girl might lose her head over it all and a necklace was presented instead. - Genre: Ambient - Song Credits: Free Loop Project 013 Mix-Includes loops by Mental Anguish and DJ Fat - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:52. Stream HiFi HERE. 07/04/05 16:48 Celebrating the Treaty of Portsmouth by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1053&mode=song_hifi Information about Celebrating the Treaty of Portsmouth by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: With the Imperial Eagle spiraling back to Petersburg, the victorious Mikado has ordered one and all in Nippon to celebrate the increased range in which cherry blossoms might fall; indeed it seems few, if any, are exempt from hopping up a fete in a revel. - Genre: Electronica - Song Credits: Free Loop Project 013 Mix-Includes loops by Mental Anguish, DJ Fat, Omnitechnomatrix, Virus Factory and International Garbageman - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:43. Stream HiFi HERE. 07/02/05 18:45 And All the Children Love Lavrenti Beria by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1020&mode=song_hifi Information about And All the Children Love Lavrenti Beria by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: When propped up upon Lavrenti's knee it is very important to beam broadly, swallow down the panic and thus show that the chief of the secret police is a fine, tender man, whose heart would break over the very thought of an interrogator's misconduct in his Lubyianka prison...eventually...perhaps..
never mind. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:09. Stream HiFi HERE.
06/17/05 18:06
A Momentary Interest in La Perousé's Discovery by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1008&mode=song_hifi Information about A Momentary Interest in La Perousé's Discovery by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Suddenly the fashion was travelogues with music, and set in this manner, a few heads turned away from a game of faro, to hear of La Perouse's discoveries before debating whether it was six or seven months since any of them bathed. - Genre: So Far Off The Wall It's Down The Street - Song Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish and Arthur Loves Plastic - Song lyrics: Hokkaido!
Most northerly that you knew
Hokkaido!
Where the dairy cattle graze
And the northern lights do blaze
That's Hokkaido!
Hakodate, Sapporo
There's an ice festival
Hokkaido!

Then Honshu!
Biggest isle that you knew
That's Honshu!
Where the bullet trains do fly
As Fuji rises to the sky
That's Honshu!
Tokyo, Takamatsu
Neon riot in Ginza
That's Honshu!

Kyushu!
Most southerly that you drew
Kyushu!
Where the West first visited
Cathedrals soon admitted
That's Kyushu!
Kagoshima and Beppu
Spas called 'hells' await you
That's Kyushu!

- Duration: 04:22. Stream HiFi HERE.
06/13/05 18:02
Subduing Comte de Solages at the Edo Exposition by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=1000&mode=song_hifi Information about Subduing Comte de Solages at the Edo Exposition by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The debauched Comte de Solages had been kept in check by the Bastille, but when Liberty drew in a heavy breath and blew down the bricks of tyranny, off he sped, eastward toward a Rising Sun, and owing to the lamentable state of transport in 1789, only arrived in Tokyo a century and a half later during the filming of a television series depicting wristwatch-controlled robots across the street from the exposition hall. A clash ensues, even of cultures. - Genre: So Far Off The Wall It's Down The Street - Song Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish and Omnitechnomatrix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:15. Stream HiFi HERE. 06/09/05 18:20 Revolution on the Way to Princess Radziwil's Party by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=979&mode=song_hifi Information about Revolution on the Way to Princess Radziwil's Party by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Invitations have been sent, all who is anyone in Petersburg, disdaining the local Slavic tongue are buzzing in the airs of high London or Paris society over Princess Leon Radziwill's party. It is indeed worth attending despite difficulties approaching the abode including banner carying protesters, rubble in the streets and an army troop that has decided on mutiny. A glass of La Grande Dame Veuve-Clicquot, anyone? - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: Heuristics Inc. Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:14. Stream HiFi HERE. 06/03/05 15:06 The Accession of the Zygote Real Alfonso XIII by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=973&mode=song_hifi Information about The Accession of the Zygote Real Alfonso XIII by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: A head start in life is advisable, but does become rather problematic when one is still in the maternal belly and still unable to grasp the proffered sceptre, due to lack of immediate access and even hands. - Genre: Abstract - Song Credits: Rafael Flores Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:03. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/30/05 18:13 Now Gustavus Vasa's Last Papal States-Shaped Bow by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=943&mode=song_hifi Information about Now Gustavus Vasa's Last Papal States-Shaped Bow by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: One afternoon a fresh wind intruded off the Baltic and suddenly devotions moved out of an apartment in the Lateran and headed off into a cottage in Erfurt, ensuring that the pews now smelled distinctly Lutheran. - Genre: Dance - Song Credits: Includes loops by International Garbageman, Arthur Loves Plastic, Mike McGary and Virus Factory - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:56. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/19/05 19:14 A Maxim Introduces Itself to La Rouchefoucauld by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=938&mode=song_hifi Information about A Maxim Introduces Itself to La Rouchefoucauld by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Three more pages are needed to finish his book of wise and witty sayings, and in a dance of quill to the tune of a fervid imagination, one at last is tempted, although only by the promise it not hear the blare again. - Genre: Omnitronikx - Song Credits: Omnitechomatrix Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:27. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/17/05 18:51 Otherwise Known as the C.S.S. Virginia by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=937&mode=song_hifi Information about Otherwise Known as the C.S.S. Virginia by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: A vast family squabble of national dimensions takes a little sea air, well knowing that Compromise and tendencies to an Armistice suffer terribly from seasickness or did so in 1862. - Genre: Vocals - Song Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Heuristics Inc., Mike McGary and a Buzzyvocal - Song lyrics: At Hampton Roads
Jeff Davis scolds
The whiskey flies
A sailor cries
A ship afar
With stars and Bars
Menace adrift
The Future swift!

Monitor, Merrimack. Monitor, Merrimack!
Wrapped and wreathed in clouds in destiny and civil attack!

At Hampton Roads
Battle unfolds
The Merrimack
Belches out black
Its cannon boom
Out wooden doom
The Union runs
Ironclads stuns!

Monitor, Merrimack, Monitor, Merrimack
Wrapped and wreathed in clouds of destiny and civil attack!

At Hampton Roads
History holds
The Monitor
Joins the war
Ordnance peals
Iron reels
The Merrimack flees
Abe Lincoln pleased.

Monitor, Merrimack, Monitor, Merrimack
Wrapped and wreathed in clouds of destiny and civil attack! - Duration: 03:08. Stream HiFi HERE.
05/17/05 18:23
A Moment's Consideration and Suddenly Laibach by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=921&mode=song_hifi Information about A Moment's Consideration and Suddenly Laibach by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: There was certainly a valiant attempt made, abetted by the scenery of the location and the expectation of the companions, but at length with a sigh as heavy and dark as the local bread, Laibach was suddenly pronounced and all intentions to pronounce Ljubljana again forsook. - Genre: Electronica - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:38. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/15/05 17:33 Hipper's Jig or Music to Mutiny By by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=919&mode=song_hifi Information about Hipper's Jig or Music to Mutiny By by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: After two years of inactivity in the midst of collapse, a Teuton order to sea is entirely out to sea when the itinerary rather peters out after a sudden shell-flinging rush upon the yawning mouth of the Thames. - Genre: Dark Ambient - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:24. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/13/05 18:04 A Bollox of a Mix-Up in Chapel-en-le-Frith by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=916&mode=song_hifi Information about A Bollox of a Mix-Up in Chapel-en-le-Frith by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Outrage is pounding and palpable as another man is mistaken for the co-lyricist on a recent unmentioned Buzzsaw track, and along with others who were suspected in dealing in parchment and inkpots is subjected to the full penalties of the shire. - Genre: Experimental - Song Credits: Includes loops by Virus Factory, Mental Anguish and Heuristics Inc. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:37. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/10/05 18:38 Spacepolyester Seeks to Garb Apes Hairless or Not by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=909&mode=song_hifi Information about Spacepolyester Seeks to Garb Apes Hairless or Not by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Direct from the planet of R-U-Campy, there comes the ion-engine driven consequences of an unfortunate misreading of Nietzsche and other brooding Central European philosophical kin as passages relating man to a beast are rather too generously applied. - Genre: Humor - Song Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix and Mike McGary. A special Buzzyvocal ensues. - Song lyrics: I feel a love for all of the fauna
I feel a love for the fishes of the sea
I feel a love for the bear in the forest
I feel a love for bestiality!

Animal Kingdom
I am in season
Animal Kingdom
Ready your legion!

I feel a need for all of the fauna
I feel a need for obliging coyote
I feel a need for a comforting hound dog
I feel a need for bestiality!

Animal Kingdom
I am in season
Animal Kingdom
Ready your legion!

I feel a time for all of the fauna
I feel a time for a mule or a donkey
I feel a time for a new feathered friend
I feel a time for bestiality!

Animal Kingdom
I am in season
Animal Kingdom
Ready your legion!

I feel a touch of obliging scales
I feel a touch of a pimply frame
I feel a touch of generous spikes
I feel a touch of fierce searing flame!

- Duration: 03:25. Stream HiFi HERE.
05/08/05 19:17
As Dissent Arrives from Ashby-de-la-Zouch by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=905&mode=song_hifi Information about As Dissent Arrives from Ashby-de-la-Zouch by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: It is clear that political protest on Downing Street calls for backbone, as well as a complete digestive tract, bilaterial symmetry, and copious amounts of fur, synthetic whenever possible. - Genre: Baroque - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:56. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/05/05 18:31 An Eroded Relic of the Baroque Found off Shikoku by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=895&mode=song_hifi Information about An Eroded Relic of the Baroque Found off Shikoku by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The shipwreck of the Maria Galante off Shikoku sent down its baroque component to the bottom where the warm Asiatic waters went to work with a will on attempted colonialism and wrought a fearsome reprisal, although at length, rescued, it did provide a memorable foe for Gamera. - Genre: Baroque - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:19. Stream HiFi HERE. 05/03/05 21:50 A Sudden Renaissance of Jan Brady's Envy by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=884&mode=song_hifi Information about A Sudden Renaissance of Jan Brady's Envy by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: It was indeed only a matter of time before the script writers, under the spell of the primal cry of "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" were forced to resort to this plot device for Jan, the show facing cancellation and the entry of nephew Oliver. - Genre: Renaissance - Song Credits: Includes loops by The Magical Cigarette and Heuristics Inc. - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:08. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/29/05 14:46 A Bewitched Medieval Episode Ends Happily by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=883&mode=song_hifi Information about A Bewitched Medieval Episode Ends Happily by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: An actor's strike prompted by the bad food in the studio commissary forces the powers that be on the Bewitched set, even though really mortal, to resort to animation, and, of course, they smile. - Genre: Medieval - Song Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish and Scott Carr - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:50. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/29/05 14:33 Charles V and a Surfeit of Eel Pie at Yuste by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=879&mode=song_hifi Information about Charles V and a Surfeit of Eel Pie at Yuste by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Amidst the monks at Yuste, the ex-emperor Charles V, after a life injesting Austria, gulping down Hungary, gorging on Mexico and bolting down the Philippines, at last finds his match near the remains of a suitably vast fish pastry. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: Features Scott Carr April '05 loops. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish, Electroearwig, Blind Mime and Virus Factory - Song lyrics: - Duration: 07:07. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/25/05 18:45 Ares in Lord Nelson's Cask of Sherry by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=876&mode=song_hifi Information about Ares in Lord Nelson's Cask of Sherry by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The ingenuity to turn ore into a blade is matched only by the ingenuity to turn anything from tree sap to milk into a drink to persue that ingenity, though staggering and slurring. - Genre: Improvisational - Song Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Mental Anguish, DJ Fat, Heuristics Inc. and The Magical Cigarette. Guest appearance by a Buzzy vocal - Song lyrics: Late one night rather dark and drear
Duty struck gin and beer
Fed by rancorous shades of History
From admiralities
Lord Nelson again in sherry
Tora Tora sake
Blast of cork evening hostile
Now sea battles!

Late one night rather dark and drear
Blasts of liquor appear
Bottles shatter as flight of arms
Bringing Ares' alarms
And waves of grape and grain approach
Bearing War's reproach
Ships ride brandy waves as castles
Time
For sea battles!

Coors and Kirin at Pearl Harbor
Gin, cognac fight Trafalgar
Sake, vodka fight Tsushima
Against ale, sherry in Armada

Raki, brandy fight Lepanto
Schnapps and scotch in Skaggerak duel
New England whiskey fights I'm told
With Dixie bourbon at Hampton Roads

Bombs burst as arrows fly
All the crews in battle cry
Yankees and the Merrimack
Are locked in attack!

Coors and Kirin at Pearl Harbor
Gin, cognac fight Trafalgar
Sake, vodka fight Tsushima
Against ale, sherry in Armada

Raki, brandy fight Lepanto
Schnapps and scotch in Skaggerak duel
New England whiskey fights I'm told
With Dixie bourbon at Hampton Roads

Late one night rather dark and drear
Stoli and Bud came near
On their waves grim Fate did come
Kismet bearing Defcom One
And the treatment room in gust swelled
As the fallout fell
So the AA in return did crept
Back to 12 Step!
- Duration: 04:59. Stream HiFi HERE.
04/23/05 17:24
Hooray for Spinach! by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=873&mode=song_hifi Information about Hooray for Spinach! by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: When no historical or phliosophical name can be extracted from a brain's convolution, suddenly spinach is exalted. - Genre: Groove - Song Credits: Blind Mime Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:31. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/21/05 15:42 Tumbling Landlords and Schopenhauer's Blow by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=868&mode=song_hifi Information about Tumbling Landlords and Schopenhauer's Blow by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The violent philosoper, so convinced life is pain, decides to impress this fact upon one and all courtesy of stairs and a rage. - Genre: Mood Music - Song Credits: Megascorpion Guest Artist Mix-Includes loops by Bryan Baker, CRT, Virus Factory and CIYD - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:36. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/17/05 23:42 Simon the Shoemaker Tells the Dauphin a Story by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=864&mode=song_hifi Information about Simon the Shoemaker Tells the Dauphin a Story by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Stories become more severe for the ex-Dauphin of France what with the skills of Simon, only expert in the manhandling and punching of leather. - Genre: Childrens Songs - Song Credits: Kidgerm Project Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:00. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/17/05 17:57 Mahmud of Ghazni Smashes Shiva's Lingam for Stairs by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=851&mode=song_hifi Information about Mahmud of Ghazni Smashes Shiva's Lingam for Stairs by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Suspended high in the air in the Temple of Somnath, a lingam is cut down by the zeal of a convert to make stairs in Kabul. Centuries later vengeance is visited in several explosive thorns on a shrub. - Genre: Avant Garde - Song Credits: S.L.I.P. Guest Artist Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:46. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/13/05 17:25 Malefactors in a Cage with Valentinian's Bears by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=845&mode=song_hifi Information about Malefactors in a Cage with Valentinian's Bears by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Justinian's Code is still centuries away and thusly Ulpian avers and Papinian swears by a remedy of bears. - Genre: Experimental - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:07. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/10/05 19:40 Catherine's Pig Snort for Potemkin-Symphony No.2 by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=836&mode=song_hifi Information about Catherine's Pig Snort for Potemkin-Symphony No.2 by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: A hot gust off the steppe also reeks of the barnyard allowing Catherine to excel in an area she is truly Great. - Genre: Symphonic Electronica - Song Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, DJ Fat, Virus Factory and D. Howse - Song lyrics: - Duration: 18:33. Stream HiFi HERE. 04/04/05 23:34 Panzers Advancing on Maurice Thorez in the Elysee by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=819&mode=song_hifi Information about Panzers Advancing on Maurice Thorez in the Elysee by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The Elysee has been quit, the elderly men of the republic are burning files in flames as red as Maurcice who is claimed to have led a Red revolt in Paris, installed himself that palace as Panzer tread moistens in the Seine. - Genre: Green Alien - Song Credits: Includes loops by Chris and Grahm Phinney and Omnitechnomatrix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:35. Stream HiFi HERE. 03/24/05 22:44 Your Plate Whisked Away by Franz Josef's Footman by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=774&mode=song_hifi Information about Your Plate Whisked Away by Franz Josef's Footman by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Given the propensity of Franz to gorge food quickly with no pause for breath, an invite to dine to the palace is best supplemented with reservations to dine at the Miesl and Shadn. - Genre: Abstract - Song Credits: Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:03. Stream HiFi HERE. 03/08/05 22:15 Being Conjured Into Bed by Pope John XII by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=769&mode=song_hifi Information about Being Conjured Into Bed by Pope John XII by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The Pornocracy is on and the strapping son of a Pope who well enjoyed the strap is now endowed with the Papal dignity himself now well endowed and bent on summoning company for his too vast Papal bed. - Genre: Germcore - Song Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Included loops by Electroearwig, Scott Carr, D.Howse, Heurstics Inc, and Omnitechnomatrix-Special appearance by DJ Fat - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:39. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/27/05 13:03 Carinus In the Pool With Melons and Maidens by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=761&mode=song_hifi Information about Carinus In the Pool With Melons and Maidens by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: A pool is filled with melons and maidens to gratfy the senatorial class and make one Diocles look rather good when a few years later prices are fixed. - Genre: Electro - Song Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Includes loops by Electroearwig, Omnitechnomatrix and D. Howse - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:48. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/24/05 17:25 All the Kattegat Poured Into a Thimble by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=760&mode=song_hifi Information about All the Kattegat Poured Into a Thimble by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: A vast thimble indeed with space to catch a least a quarter of the Skaggerak as well. - Genre: Electrocore - Song Credits: International Garbageman Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:21. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/22/05 21:48 Putin Appears Very Vladmir by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=754&mode=song_hifi Information about Putin Appears Very Vladmir by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Defiance may sound differently in Russia to our ears but inside the feeling is quite the same. - Genre: Abstract - Song Credits: Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 06:03. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/20/05 18:19 Lecturing Elagabulus, Teenage Transvestite Emperor by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=733&mode=song_hifi Information about Lecturing Elagabulus, Teenage Transvestite Emperor by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: I should relate these things, but historians have done a far better job thah I, and amazingly enough, buried under three feet of blubber, I do poseess a sense of shame. - Genre: Electrocore - Song Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Includes loops by Electroearwig, Heuristics Inc, Scott Carr and D. Howse - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:31. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/18/05 16:05 A Skin Disguise (Louis XVI at Varennes Mix) by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=730&mode=song_hifi Information about A Skin Disguise (Louis XVI at Varennes Mix) by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Even a change of skin to a disguise that is something at least partially socially inferior proves no boon to Louis XVI near Varennes as the tocsin rings and Madame Guillotine prepares to sing. - Genre: Ambient - Song Credits: Blind Mime Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 04:27. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/16/05 13:13 Private Property Forced on Gracchus Babeuf by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=725&mode=song_hifi Information about Private Property Forced on Gracchus Babeuf by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: The Rights of Man have left Gracchus alienated from property not held in common. However with certain Manifestos STILL to be written, he does accept after a fight a half-filled bottle of pinaud as his own-completely filled he might have accepted it with no difficulty. - Genre: Experimental Post Rock - Song Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Includes loops by Electroearwig, D. Howse, Scott Carr, and Virus Factory-Special appearance by DJ Fat - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:39. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/14/05 22:12 River Yarmouk in the Shade of the Prophet's Banner by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=722&mode=song_hifi Information about River Yarmouk in the Shade of the Prophet's Banner by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: When at long last shade from the southeast interupts the glint of sunlight playing on the feeble trickle of th Yarmouk, the work of Pompey and Crassus is undone. - Genre: Improvisational - Song Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix - Song lyrics: - Duration: 05:43. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/13/05 19:56 The River Tisza in a Phinneygush by Buzzsaw & The Shavings http://www.tapegerm.com/jamroom/download.php?band_id=20&song_id=719&mode=song_hifi Information about The River Tisza in a Phinneygush by Buzzsaw & The Shavings: Even from the far banks of the River Tisza near the tumult of a gypsy camp, a call for Memphis gravy is heard. - Genre: Ambient - Song Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Virus Factory and, of course, Mental Anguish - Song lyrics: - Duration: 03:09. Stream HiFi HERE. 02/12/05 15:43