The rustic and ramshackle colonists of the wilderness have sent the Hannoverian packing, and are ready to endure fetes and dinners in Paris, when a sudden inspiration to secure presents and greetings for Messer McGee occurs to one Saxon delgate to the conference and paintings are proposed and regards practiced. At length it came to the attention of the delegate that Messer McGee would not be born for nearly two centuries hence and the issue is dropped. But I have located it in a most seasonable manner and thus is presented the recent recording of me birthday greeting sent live Floridaward to the Hal of Hals. Credits: Includes ftp loops by Hal McGee

The new script is trying and in the most ghastly manner, after even copious martinis and sidecars at Musso & Franks fail to unite the terror of the Fatimid Dynasty quitting Cairo, speeding down the stream of the River Nile before the advance of the Sultan for the depths of Africa with a decent pratfall. After an interval the project is relinquished to Valentino and celebrations ensue. Credits: Includes ftp loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem and Scott Carr

Circling around endlessly in a saloon car about the new Brazilian capital of Brasilia, Buster at last discerns the form of the Duke and at last discerns that during this last revolution and circuit about the city there was a slight change in the iternary, and for rather good measure-a slight reworking of a 2005 Buzzyclassic. Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix

Here...here....here...The HMS Booery. Credits: Includes Captain Trepidation-captured Mental Anguish open loops, Cystem open loops and David Fuglewicz Open Loops.

Where...Where..?!!!!..let go....... Credits: And once more it was to have included Scott Carr ftp loops

What- Credits: It was to have more fully included ftp loops by Scott Carr

How- Credits: Again it was to more completely included Scott Carr ftp loops

Why-why-ah..the HMS Booery has landed on my page....why- Credits: Once more more Scott Carr ftp loops

Having denied the fall of his Vandal Kingdom and even the quest of General Belisarius to submit him to capture and chains, King Gelimer attempts existence amidst the savage Moors of the southern mountains, destitute of baths, bread and wine. A few months later he endures the stench and the primitive fare coated in ashes and mud, but the lack of wine besets and torments, stripping Gelimer of his dignity and at length it seems his years. A missive sent him to surrender and depart for Constantinople is agreed upon provided he is sent a bottle and one was never so cherished after its arrival. Credits: Includes private ftp loops by Cystem and Mental Anguish

Face buried in silken pillows, it was only at some length that the young and frightened Marie was bade to rise and hear the very pleasant tidings that the nuptuals here in Vienna were only a proxy affair and she does not have to depart for France and can remain in her beloved Hofburg. The dance ensued until further tidings of the actual wedding at Versailles caused another few yards of brocade to be dowsed. Credits: Includes loops by Cystem and Omnitechnomatrix

Esteemed as the finest poet in Vienna, a wine quaffing and laugh-braying individual seeks Da Ponte's talents to provide an opera with words. After some reflection and more wine-quaffing with scant trace of laughter a decision is reached and remdered. On the morrow, wine more to Da Ponte's taste and a name like Figaro might alter the decision. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Cystem, Omnitechnomatrix and Mike Cole

In Petersburg, as the grim war year 1916 grew heavier and heavier and threatened to tear the eagle out of the gilded next, suggestion, over Roederer and blinis about Redress and betterment, abiding in an affronted Grand Duchess, called out between quaffs and necklace twirls, that one Empress Alexandra be annihilated. Minister Rodzianko accepted the blinis and deferred betterment as revolt might intrude upon the champagne supply. Such priorities. Credits: Mellow Jeremy Guest Artist Mix

In the midst of a steppe's mist, a bear's claws are drawn out, the cave and lair are exposed to a Scandinavian triumph, where regret is fed upon a ceaseless industry until there are tidings in the midst of Calamity that History does not see things quite that way and above all, claws still are at the ready to strike. A cool neutral situation seems rather fitting thereafter for the left side of the Baltic, neutral not a name not attached toward this mix. :) Credits: Contagion Loop Mix-Includes loops by Cystem, International Garbageman, David Fuglewicz and Scott Carr

After a late career of herding the enemies of the Revolution towards the guillotine, the reward of Robespierre is stability and the end of the Terror. However, Robespierre's personal Terror is but beginning as the affright of his governmental compatriots fearing his power grows intentions and brawny forarms and Robespierre is himself sent to the blade, though not without screeches, screams and flailing. It was not mentioned to him that King Louis did far better in a similar circumstance. Credits: Heuristics Inc. Open Loops Mix

The pressure of days, months and years of war at last lead to a climax as revolt and mutiny steal across the Fatherland, and every last hope fled and every last avenue of escape denied, General Ludendorff rails at his staff, before being consumed by rising waves of fury, heart overworked and fists clenched and temples pulsing violently. Lips suddenly sputter out in foam and he falls to the floor with a crash, shaking the room and the halls of ministries throughout the world. Shell-shock it was argued..even though he had never been near the front. Credits: GEMAfreie-welten Guest Artist Mix

Having lost far more than just the German Cameroons, William II, the Supreme War Lord of Berlin, quits a stand at Spa and rushes upon a rail across a border into Holland seeking accomodation with Count Bentinck at Amerongen and Earl Grey in a teacup. A car horn signals that the bags be fetched, of various kinds, Bentinck at length explains. Credits: Yuroun Guest Artist Mix

While extending the blessings of Civilisation in a rainy green forest between the Rhine and the Elbe, all suddenly becomes a curse when in a burst of lightning and a fall of squall line, the legions of Varus are suddenly ambushed and at once overburden the little craft of Charon crossing the Styx and taking the Eagle standards along with them into Oblivion. A little while later in Rome, Caesar Augustus, a trifle beyond a rage, is heard to ask a frequent question. Credits: Cystem Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish.

When many other courts to the west have filled the seas with intentions on galleons at the ready to claim and ordain the course of new worlds, the Duke of Brandenburg, after failing to attract the attentions of certain Genoese, stunningly devoted to Castille and Aragon, looks skyward to obtain new worlds for the city on the Spree thtrough a strange agency willing to overlook his paucity of gem and esteeming rumours of the land's potential with rockets. Lutes soon board a craft. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

When word of a throne sale is mentioned to Didius, a few strongboxes of coins are rushed over to the Praetorian Camp and qualifications of gold and silver are shouted to the guards inside. Once a high enough amount of qualification is mentioned, Didius is hefted even higher, though the numbered days of his reign are less than even the inches off the ground he is held aloft. Credits: Hebephrenic Open Loops Mix

The waiters and the footmen bring in tray after tray of the most delectably seasoned treats for the usual luncheon with the pickelhaube-wearing Great Warlord with the spiked mustache. Suddenly another tray is whisked before Wilhelm bearing a dispatch spiked with a British seasoning that hitherto only dissolved the Kaiser's connexion with the Cameroons in Africa but now parts meal from his plate in Berlin. Credits: Ed Drury Guest Artist Mix

Ready to declare herself Empress, Sophia is suddenly confronted by one Peter already esteeming himself Great enough to attract the support of the streltsy guards. An attempt to invite Peter to the Kremlin ends with an another invitation for Sophia to a convent abetted by burly bearded ones wielding halberds. Bells, snow and incense ensue. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem, Arthur Loves Plastic, Blind Mime, Heuristics Inc. and Omnitechnomatrix

In Versailles, after a night's lengthy inner struggle over the white flag of the Bourbons and after several attempts to escape the tricolour flag of Revolution through a loop of negociation and a fold of fabric and refusing to make the flag a two-sided affair, the Duke decides not to make his appearance in Paris and in the Chamber, drops the white flag of the Bourbons and picks up instead the white flag of surrender. It will be a republic and strudel in the Alps after all. Credits: Includes loops by Cystem, Arthur Loves Plastic, Omnitechnomatrix and Mental Anguish

The ideals of the Enlightenment attended all the emminent guests of Frederick the Great at the castle of Sans Soucci, preening themselves in liberation from the fetters and attitudes of the past, the tyranny of artistic dogma abetted by the wisdom of the philosophes as they entered the music chamber and sat down for the latest concert under the portraits and busts of Voltaire and Bayle. Suddenly the notes of music flew up the walls, tore the canvas and smashed the marble and in a scream and a groan, artistic dogma returned. Frederick bades sabre-wielding Prussians to appear and Buzzy eventually managed escape. Suddenly there is much care here. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops, Hal McGee Open Loops and David Fuglewicz Open Loops mix. Also includes loops by D. Howse

The Eastern Front is in collapse, the powers that be below the rubble-strewn gound are in denial and after a few quaffs of a most coveted cherry brandy at the Japanese embassy in Berlin, Guderian arises in a stagger to address the disjuncture speaking in the vehement dialect of shaken fists. Dismissal ensues, perhaps even of the mix. :) Credits: 8th Day Rebellion Guest Artist Mix. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish.

Salic Law is suddenly void when the only Habsburg heir left to succeed Emperor Charles is in petticoats and gowns splendidly in the shape of Silesia and even Moravia or so it was observed by those at court already missing knee breeches. Credits: DJ Get Yo Fat On Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Cystem.

Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops, Cystem Open Loops and Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix

The plaything of the Spanish Influenza with thermometer in glass and fever on forehead, Prince Max von Baden stands ready to yield the Chancellor's desk to Ebert,just as soon as he can navigate rioting and mutiny in the streets and the odd power outage. Arriving, the desk is surrendered, though too late as the plug has now been pulled on the Kaiser's regime along with the next outage. Credits: D. Howse Open Loops Mix-also includes loops by Cystem, Mental Anguish and Heuristics Inc.

All is very interesting for Von Plehve after another bout with the peasant-smacking knout and it builds to the utmost of curiosity when a tree falls, the carriage door opens to admit the sight and also the toss of a ticking bomb meant to fray both knout and von Plehve. Credits: A Midsummer Nights Germination Mix-Includes loops by Code Mango, David Fuglewicz, Cystem and International Garbageman

In the midst of a fiery summer heat manufactured by Nature, Hotzendorf follows suit with fist pounding and paper crumpling of such fire and vehemence at the Foreign Office in Vienna over that business with Franz in Sarajevo, that a nearby mound of gunpowder was ignited. Discerning men knew the next several summers would offer no vacation. Credits: Midsummer Nights Germination Mix-Includes loops by Giuseppe Bancomatti, Cystem, Mental Anguish and David Fuglewicz

Rumour and gossip has it in the trade papers that Hedda's newest hat is the most ravishing and astounding yet worn by the diva of Hollywood. The prices to see it are, of course, less for the matinee and extra with cocktails. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

A lamentable type of tourism appealed to Nadir in the form of a military expedition, conquest of Delhi, burning of the markets and after fifty-seven days, concluding the itinerary with a throne snatched from a gutted palace that was more repairable than someone's Indian reputation. Credits: M.Nomized Guest Artist Mix

Even beyond replacing the furniture and the wallpaper of Usurper Bonaparte, massaging a gouty leg has the utmost of priority to Louis XVIII. Or until Talleyrand brings news it is premature to change the decor and rather overdue to relocate to Ghent as any good minister would do, and as any better man would do anything to get the royal stocking back up again. Credits: M.Nomized Guest Artist Mix

Encouraged by the need for a new star catalogue replacing an older version that predated breeches and Englishmen, a breech wearing Englishman by the name of Flamsteed attempts to put telescope to the night sky, shattering theories and a few other things. Credits: Ken Clinger Collaboration 1. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish, Heuristics Inc., and Mike McGary

When the minions of Gaiseric bound over the Sicilian straits in search of plunder and spoil, the best response is to bound over to the Senate House and exalt the prospect of flight and retreat and the calm tranquility there gained, and the great wisdom of the ivory beards in imitating the example of their prince. A rain of stones outside, however, rather clouded those promised sunny skies. Credits: Includes loops by Cystem and DJ Get Yo Fat On

Materalism comes to full fruition in Cabanis strolling about Montmartre with the philosophes, bearing the ability for his brain to secrete thought like his gall bladder secretes bile. At length, Cabanis tilts his head away from the Britainside as his thought secretions have been recently in English. Credits: Includes loops by Cystem, Mental Anguish, Omnitechnomatrix, Virus Factory and the Magical Cigarette

There was time for one last wend of ivory about the thrysus to be shaken in time to the sound of Mammertine wine descending a throat as there was a change in the climate. Slowly Messalina discerned that the sunny temperance of Claudius was now obscured by a cloud, that on closer examination was seen to be made of teeming daggers directed towards her and her Senatorial lover, by Imperial spousal decree, or one feigning it. The sound of a storm at Ostia ensues. Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix

Having thrown down the makers of dome and the remakers of Rome, Savonarola refines his techniques by gathering up into Florentine bonfires all the scripts of humanistic misdemenors penned by such types as Homer, Virgil and a dear poetess by the name of Sappho that has at length fallen into his hands. Given his zeal and her predilictions, it could not have been a pleasant experience for either one. Credits: Majestic Twelve Guest Artist Mix

The mere thought of torrid, tropical climes drove deep into Montesquieu as he scrawled out the landmark The Spirit of the Laws on the various governments of the world; he sweated and flushed and and trembled frequently until at length quill pen had to be surrendered for a handkerchief. Enough of this and the need for a stern mastery over this debility was translated into the need of the clime for a stern master. Eventually cold will be discovered to cause shivering too. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

There was a sudden call for laurel leaves for laugh-staunching in Senatorial mouths as after a bout regarding wild beast hunts and venatores in the arena, Emperor Commodus parted an ostrich from its head and wagged it at the Senators, his own head wagging as well, eyes rolling in a display, declaiming to the conscript fathers that he could part other beings from their heads as well. Despite it all, as Commodus seemed to have lost his own head already, the display seemed ultimately cogent. Credits: Free Loop Project 014 Mix-Includes loops by Cystem, Mental Anguish, Blind Mime, Hal McGee, Omnitechnomatrix and Insecta Sonic

Directly relating the amount of bricks required to wall up the Countess to requite all the life wine from maidens and other flailing and steely techniques that seemed suited to forstall and impede the advance of years upon Transylvanian skin, a pile of bricks was stacked before her door and the task was only finished this last Wednesday. Credits: Free Loop Project 014 Mix-Includes loops by Cystem, David Fuglewicz and Insecta Sonic

The martial terms between them were not too terribly severe, although Cupid was required to be an unseen husband visiting Psyche only under the veil of night. Meanwhile envious Venus encouraged the impatience of Apollo's horses pawing the doors of Dawn. Timing was flirting with impefection as well. Having read further all will be well, anyway. Credits: Cystem Valentine's Day Loops Mix

Alva was very eager to try out his new armour, pounded out of invincibility and tribute levied across Holland, and it served well, flushing the colour of Inqusitions and autos-de-fes and seeking to refine its shape by the involuntary donation of ducats and guilders. All continued to go very well until the denizens of Alkmaar decided that Dutch courage was something to be very greatly extended, striking Alvan armour back and causing a return to Spain. The concluding echo continues until at least the ship is in sight of the port of Cadiz. Credits: Fever Spoor Guest Artist Mix-Also includes loops by Mental Anguish

The Red Baron is a virtuoso of acrobatics in the air through the auspices of a propeller, chasing all off and vanquishing all challengers, Victory his unerringly and unceasingly. Eventually however, through the courtesy of some Eastern Syndicate a challenger arose with big floppy ears and a funny looking nose owned by a child with an even funnier looking round head and a penchant for wishy-washyness. For once, however, my neglect of the terms of copyright at long last is found to cease here. Credits: Insecta Sonic Open Loops Mix

Aware of some things rather dire sprung from the throne in Constantinople, one Procopius presuming an historical career is in his future seeks to capture and delineate in the papyrus pages of possible work the very face of evil as it is seen in Emperor Justinian's, but due to guttering lamplight and a frightened fancy that gutters the flame in any event, all seen is a shapeless mass of flesh as blank as his pages so far. A recourse to a chapter over the capture of Carthage is suddenly substituted. Credits: David Fuglewicz Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Cystem and Omnitechnomatrix

Duped by charlatans and scorned by Queen Marie, the Cardinal seeks a solace in dark confines. Though looking about with some intensity and purpose, piety is not to be found, although courtesans are, to minister to as they minister to him, rather certainly his purpose in any event. Credits: CYSTEM Open loops and Hal McGee Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, DJ Fat and Blind Mime

There is promise in the meeting for the young starlet, if Chaplin will ever show up at the venerable Hollywood restaurant, as there is word that the Tramp has snapped a cane and all is currently on hold in the movie and at the table as proper titles must be found for an outburst of temperament. Credits: Includes loops by International Garbageman, Virus Factory and Heuristics Inc.