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Whilst you scroll, did you know...After the retreat of Heraclius a series of royal phantoms had briefly and uncertainly sat upon the Persian throne and the most recent, one Yezdegerd, no more than fifteen years old, was informed of the menace that had appeared upon the far bank of the Euphrates and he blanched and quailed at the sight of a proffered cuirass, a slave shielding his glance from the odious implement of war. His ministers resolved that one General Rustam must supply the want of valour of their new sovereign. He accepted his assignment with élan along, and perhaps because of a train of camels that transported honey and gold and lascivious damsels. The Sassanid army was swollen to over 100,000 men as it advanced to face the array of Muslims. A vast whirlwind of sand suddenly appeared the following morning, devouring the votaries of Zoroaster who succumbed to chaos and threw away their arms, driven by a grim prophecy of the Magi, their affright broadcast to Rustam who was long enjoying the charms of sensual delight. The thought of his exposure to danger was sufficient enough for him abandon his tent of wine and amour and join his soldiers in flight. Rustam’s course was intercepted by an intrepid Arab who toppled the fleeing general with his lance and split his head from the body; the gristly trophy was waved about along with the captured emblem of the Sassanids and this only fed the dismay and despair of the Persians. Credits: Includes ftp loops by DubJay and Electroearwig

Whilst you scroll, did you know...upon the morning of the 7th of November, 1917, Kerensky, still persisting in hope that fidelity and duty to his expiring government still might persist in the Russian army beyond the confines of Petrograd, his oratory exciting their intervention, mounted into a touring car that followed behind another vehicle of a similar make festooned in the dress of a profusion of American flags. The streets upon the palace on the first day of the Revolution were hidden in the vast numbers of the Bolshevik soldiers distracted by celebration on the first morning of the triumph of the Revolution and they must not notice the passing figure of Kerensky forever to depart the city and at length the nation itself, as his venture was rendered vain, a military repulse answering him, and Kerensky at last compelled to flee Russia in disguise and commence fifty years in exile, at length settling as scholar in remote Pennsylvania. The trembling residue of the Provisional Government remained within the Winter Palace and in the last moments of its authority, these pathetic figures might sit wreathed in the fumes of cigarettes, drawing up forth proclamations that commanded the Russian masses to lend their support to the Provisional Government. Credits: Includes ftp loops by Mental Anguish, Ciyd and Otisfodder

Fortified with the hearty red wine of the Burgenland and the animating festivity of Vienna, a circular excursion about this charming steppe lake is commenced, and visited are the communities and towns of Andau and Rust and Illmitz and Pamhagen and Wallern and Morbisch am See and Podersdorf am See and Weiden am See and Fertoujlak...ah yes, a border is crossed at length. Credits: Includes ftp loops by DeVico and Electroearwig

The summer heat, a malicious sun and the seasonable fire of the puzsta and the idle fancies of Budapest made onerous by the shimmering waves of an August air are easily and rapidly evaded by an excursion to the largest lake of Central Europe and thoughts of congestion, a crowd of humanity and a plenty of boats obscuring the waters in addition to an actual hearing of the mix are concerns for later. Credits: Includes ftp loops by Omnitechnomatrix, DeVico and RFitz

An impressive and expansive deed in which a vast and immense affection attempts to bestow under the pines and upon a rocky shore of a lake extending forth in bays, seeking its rare moment of praise. The mix is led to follow suit, so greatly closer and ever more immediately accessible. Credits: Includes ftp loops by Eddie the Rat, Sideral and Otisfodder

On the borders of Czar and Mandarin lies a sheet of water that boasts a plenty of fishery, recreational opportunity, scientific curiosity, environmental interest and sides and shores that boast a contact with the Oriental and Occidental and tempting questions that define and describe a portion of civilisations. Other choices revolve about the mix itself. Credits: Includes ftp loops by Ciyd, Electroearwig and D Nader

The decline and retreat of a lake-shore is made duly sensible even to the molecules of water, instantly sensing their ruin and translation into some other matter. A conference must ensue in which these small and diminutive particles ponder a response and redress to the possible scenario descending upon them until they are later sensible that the neighbouring Aral Sea is yet in worse state. Sentience lingers thereafter but scarcely. Credits: Includes loops by Cystem and Omnitechnomatrix

VBC-1 (4:15) Join this latest audacious latest venture of the VBC network as every last cranny is subjected to a search, all crannies thrown open to an exhaustive examination, and all promising spaces between here and the remote shores of Etorofu by the zeal of the stars of this new comedy, that boasts production values, craft, boldness, inventiveness, rumoured and fitful signs of talent but still destitute of a plot. A script is contractually expected by episode two. Credits: Vocal loops by Zebra Mann and Buzzsaw. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish and Cystem.

It is a compelling and dominating thought that the truest gem of Iberia not possessed by the remote and regal descendant of an Imperial strudel-eater and the nectar drawn forth from the ruby jewel is soon to be possessed, first by glass then by a revel smote with thirst. The noise of giddy salutations does ensue in a fling of corks and evolving reproach of the tasting room. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Cystem and Mental Anguish

The time of a certain and long anticipated visitation is nearly elapsed and one's words grow heavier and thoughts ever become weightier and the whites of a certain pair of eyes most distinctly wax in crimson and stream in the perspiration derived of a vigorous expression of Reflection. Suddenly a wend of stripe perpendicular to the moment diverts the situation in a tie about a toe and there is instantly a vexing lack of a laugh track. Credits: Includes loops by David Fuglewicz, Cystem and Zebra Mann

The impulse to capture surrounding scenery in the deed of a lens is swirling in accelerating motions about me, after we arrive in a beauteous mountain valley attired in pine and slope and bloom, the day merry and rendering all in colours most stirring and striking and sudden and a race of image and photograph is attained. At length the photographer himself is captured by the camera of a visiting and celebrated striped and denizen of Quaddom. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Cystem and Mellow Jeremy Guest Artist Loops

I had sincerely hoped that some unwitting and self-absorbed motorist might blunder into the wheeled path of a particular Jetta and excite a wry and sardonic observation of the driver to which I must uncertainly and ineptly reply, defusing a moment and bringing solace to apprehension to the rearward of the vehicle. A gin and tonic, that momentary reward, is but little more than nine minutes ahead. Credits: Includes loops by Cystem and Omnitechnomatrix

I might relate at length the anticipations but then a story is left more than half untold. Comments will comment and thence complete a tale. Credits: Includes loops by David Fuglewicz and Mental Anguish

Amongst the numerous and innumerable spheres in which Zeal attaches to Admiration and Regard are the ardent pangs that are fixed upon any glance of the lagoons and the river estuaries of the Baltic, rather especially those a few days, a few warlords and a few conferences in the Livadia Palace rather more than a few years ago did not completely transfer from the authority of Berlin.
Credits: Includes loops by Cystem, Omnitechnomatrix and Scott Carr

The historians of the Institute upon the Unter den Linden in Berlin are seemingly unimpeded in their motions to derive yet further works of a dubious musical pedigree from the sandy earth of the Mark Brandenburg and admit no censure to intrude upon their operations. The very latest recovery is rapidly determined to be no older than the last century, composed in the age of an accelerating sense of nation and nationality, the score a contending converse and competition of a thousand voices each desiring to be primary in its own domain and unexposed to the mastery of some foreign voice. Some of these voices spoke in a rather beguiling manner to a nationalistic youth of Serbia, were momentarily heeded, then scorned, and again amassed by a Black Hand when word of a visit by some Archduke to Sarajevo is discovered. Credits: Includes Hal McGee Open Loops, also includes Scott Carr, Omnitechnomatrix and Cystem Loops and 10 Years Infection Project Loops by Carpet Glue Unlimited.

After a lengthy swim that only Shavings might accomplish behind wheels over the waves of the Baltic, skirting past Bornholm and alighting with practiced grace upon Ystad, the contest resumes upon the Motorväg in the confines of Sweden and at last, all other impulses to victory rapidly flagging near Stockholm, Shaving 1 and 11502 foray northwards in a blur that discerns no leader nor admits advantage to either, and so eager and determined is their competition both neglect to fix attentions over the terminus of the Motorväg in the wilds north of Gävle. The inevitable tangle is intruded upon the massed and socially liberal Nordic cheers of the locality that salute all Shavings as winners and those who endured this series as perhaps something less. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project-Includes loops by Blind Mime Infection, SoLaRiS, and Carpet Glue Unlimited-Also includes International Garbageman Open Loops.

The contention of speed and rampaging tyre again attains the Continent, and the overweening pride of Shaving 111 bounds forth over the stream of the Rhine, out-roars the industrious roar of the Ruhr and reduces Westphalia and Lower Saxony to but moments of a smeary glance. The passions of Shaving 11410 are greatly excited, distance between them is closed upon the sandy reaches of Mark Brandenburg and both maintain an equal pace, utterly oblivious that the Autobahn terminated before Sassnitz and land itself shortly thereafter. Confronted with the open Baltic, the shores of Sweden must currently wait. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project. Includes loops by Blind Mime Infection, Grunt, SoLaRiS and Mentally Anguished

Alighted upon the Saxon Isle, the inevitable course of Shavings rubber-shod foray led directly to the conurbation upon the Thames and a wrap of lanes that proved passingly endless and encouraged a duel of of the Shaving 44 and the Shaving 9945 over which might possess the greatest exhibition of a stalwart and indefatigable nature. At length Shaving 44 relented of its contention and exited again towards the confines of Canterbury and the destination of Calais, this time patient enough to await even a retrograde train through the Channel Tunnel. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project-Includes loops by Blind Mime hInfection, SoLaRiS and Coruscate.

Passed the verdant wall of the Pyrenees, the contending and jostling Shavings, fleet on rubber and sweating pistons, descend upon the Autoroute in a tight gathering, a separation of the vying parties beyond all from Perpignan to Avignon. Shaving 7761 at length drew forward although this excited the passion and determination of Shaving 43, and they were united in position past the vines of Burgundy. Paris, smote by strike and barricades was by-passed and in the unsettled moment, Shaving 3 propelled forth upon Le Havre, and so determined to maintain its lead, neglected to remember the Channel Tunnel. Air-drying ensues. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project. Includes loops by Blind Mime Infection, Carpet Glue Unlimited and SoLaRiS.

Inexplicably adapted to the manipulations of motorcars, an assembly of Shavings driven by zeal to the feats of a contest and a rally, sally forth from Cadiz upon the southern extremities of Spain. Shaving 71 leads upon the approaches to Seville, then the enthusiasm of the Shaving 4123 prevails upon the confines of Madrid, yet is overtaken by the Shaving 986 as the roar of engines draws down upon Barcelona, thoughts already directing towards passing at superlative speed the Pyrenees at La Junquera and a night's rest at Rivesaltes. I labour to keep in contact, but yet maintain them in view. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project. Includes loops by Grunt, Mentally Anguished, SoLaRiS and Blind Mime Infection

After a some slowly escalating motorised pique on the Isle of Sicily, from Reggio to Cosenza was passed a season of ire, from Cosenza to Salerno occurred a period of umbrage, from Salerno to Naples happened an age of resent, from Naples to Rome commenced a time of vexation, from Rome to Orvieto started an era of outrage, from Orvieto to Florence initiated a reign of fury, from Florence to Padua elapsed a duration of wrath, from Padua to Trieste proceeded a term of ferocity and from Trieste to Rijeka, well, borders and infrastructure intrude. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project. Includes loops by Mentally Anguished, Grunt and Blind Mime Infection.

The rash and imprudent motions of the archeologists and historians of that Institute upon the Unter den Linden, are seen to continue in their motions and their operations that still draw forth musical relics of the race of Stückwerke from the sandy ground of Brandenburg. The latest recovery is a of a more recent vintage, derived of the age of railways, of Isms overspreading Europe and the tenure of Von Bismarck in Prussia. The composition was composed in a fated, inevitable spirit guided by the sure Laws of History. The yet mild von Bismarck gave ear to the piece during a concert on the Wilhelmstrasse and it was certain he was affected. Soon the ghastly battles of Sadowa and Sedan ensued, Paris besieged and Bismarck suddenly feared and Prussia hated. What followed is too well known. Bismarck issues yet another warning, this Stückwerk IS NOT ear goggle friendly. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project. Includes loops by Loopy Spiderz, Grunt, David Fuglewicz, and SoLaRiS. Also includes Hal McGee Open Loops.

Fresh from the earth and dusty memory repressed, this portion of that legendary series is rumoured to have derived of the pen and composed through the imagination of the fevered and plagued residents of Krampnitz or Hohenlychen, caught betwixt and between being Sorb and Teuton and a gnawing crown-sporting eagle. Inevitable was the composition, easy to presume was the nature of its reception and yet more facile was its speedy disappearance. Brought up again by the indefatigable industry of the archaeologist it now plays at the click of a mouse quite certainly eeking. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project. Includes loops by Jesus Crash My Soft Synth, Carpet Glue Unlimited, bf baker and Loopy Spiderz

The reign of misconception over the lanes of Europe does continue as it must become rapidly certain even to the most cursory of investigations that the capital of Liechtenstein does not admit such an address, nor a subject of the Prince that would confuse this work with scherzos, venturing to play it aloud in the Principality. A belief that a princely edict will correct these matters regardless is anticipated, and almost as notably in the further realms of Germania. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project. Includes loops by Coruscate, Grunt, Solaris and Hannah Galli

Again another exploration in a brazen manufacture of Fancy, of a fictitious address in another border city, of an alleged composition upon one its ancient streets, of a fallacy of such Slavic misdeed by a composer upon the River Oder. Disbelief is transmitted to the sea, casting wide over the waves, sallying over the brine and amongst the first landfall is a remote and easterly cape of Germania. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix

On the deed of a Fantasia it was rapidly discerned as fantasy that there was to be found in Cerebère a 333 on the Rue de l'Abbè, a capacity shameless enough to render the tune at that fanciful address, an ear to tolerate the result upon the same sunny road and these tidings, sped upon the wings of Rumour descend upon Germania. It is wondered what welcomes are to be extended upon their arrival.
Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix

Or such was the aspiration, but rather weighted by the burdens of yolks and cream and brandy dressing the crustacean and my intentions, I merely presumed to hobble after the vessel of the citrus and the cognac. Requisite dinner music it is surely not save in an establishment that had closed precisely two weeks earlier. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project. Includes loops by Jesus Crash My Soft Synth, Carpet Glue Unlimited, Mentally Anguished, The Other Mind and bf baker

There was a dire display of passion and the motions of the fist, the trail of smoky projectile, the flight of eggs long past their season and the precise symptoms of a swelling pandemonium in the legislative chambers in Kiev. At last reports circulated upon the news wires that it was rather an extension of a Russian lease on a Black Sea port than the inexplicable sense of the legislators that this mix had just been created thousands of miles away that generated thriving fury. Credits: 10 Years Infection Project. Includes loops by Mentally Anguished, bf baker, davefugle and resonan

Upon the furthest easterly fringe of the East Mark, presently set on the confines of Magyars and puszta and the remnants of a curtain of iron, Jahrndorf boasts a sufficient amount of amenities and conveniences, of spreading links to the great cities of the area, and it is rumoured a quite vast supply of reproach and sputtering guttural contempt over this mix. Tirades featuring six different words for 'the' ensue... Credits: 10 Years Infection Project. Includes loops by Grunt, Mentally Anguished, bf baker, Zebra Mann and davefugle

The earliest available piece of this particular series, rumoured to be utterly lost and cast across the face of Europe since the irruption of the Ostrogoths under King Totila reduced Rome to the level of a pasture, thusly compassing the revolution of centuries allotted to that ancient metropolis. By all standards of decency and compassion the archaeologist, mucking about the archives of the Mark Brandenburg in Berlin must deeply blush. Credits: Includes David Fuglewicz Open Loops

A momentary return to a passed epoch of concert strings and expressive brass twined with the lively product of the pride of the Gulf Coast. Yet so long and so absent have the roster of past personages of the age of the Sun King been in the vicinity of me mixes, I am exposed to a damnable destitution of name and, as the genre of the mix does indicate, all is improvised, save the inevitable reaction to Buzzymixes, ever certain. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix

There was a moment of unease and uncertainty as the tonic water bore no summits and no peaks, being in the main quite flat. A race sigh ensued, revel in the crypt, until I discerned that gin was renowned by the sot and the Saxon and the Saxon also a sot for a most tidy effect and I resolved it might be taken neat, very straight up. The withdraw of the tonic now might be heard in a variable wend of one or two loops in the mix... Credits: Dave Fuglewicz Open Loops Mix

Though rather uncertain of the amount of affection that might have evolved in the midst of eyes and limbs and exoskeletons, it has but recently been imparted to me that trilobites are far greater candidates for pat-patting than their later eight-legged, hairy and land-dwelling relations. The discovery of this assertion ensues in loops. Credits: Dan Richert Guest Artist Mix

At length, the salutations of an irrefutable realisation are made, sense and discernment are wooed with a facility and in their motions carry me forth towards a local counter and a bottle available even to such as myself. As exercise in finding contentment ensues, and this being dreadfully difficult to capture in music programs, mixery must stand, or affect a facsimile thereof. Credits: Arthur Loves Plastic Open Loops Mix

Perhaps dwelling in unrelenting recognition that such massive funds might beyond my capacity to achieve, sights now fasten upon Pétrus, another rare and coveted wine, frequently saluted as amongst the finest in the world, enrolled in case must command £4000 if a case be found. Once more the age that must elapse whilst amassing the princely sum is filled with composition, another long season of an illustration of patience..for the mixer and the mix-ee... Credits: Includes Open Loops by Blind Mime and Axel Mundi

The scarcest, most expensive - and frequently the best - wine in the world ... If you can lay your hands on a case - and that is a big 'if' - you would have to pay £5,000 or more for a young vintage, double or treble for a wine in its prime. As it appears that I only appear as though I have money, centuries must pass as I amass the sums and, combating tedium, I have the liberty to engage in mixery. This labours to express patience and woo it from the listener.

Credits: Blind Mime Open Loops Mix

At long the thread of an inspiration is joined to intentions upon the keyboard early one morning, yet a momentary mis-perception of the phenomena of nature and the sky intrudes upon a paragraph, tumbling the gerunds and trembling the propositions until more than a sliver and a crescent of recognition comes to call. At last our stalwart writer continues. Credits: Includes Cystem Open Loops and Vocal loops by Zebra Mann

The device of the lively and bouncy Overture is to seize the attention of the audience and announce to them the story and the tale is about to commence and to apply their full attentions. Here it is employed to woo the attention of the Muse in the service of an author the captive of competing synonyms and antonyms and even outdated technology. He shall yet overcome. Credits: Includes voice loops by Zebra Mann and Open Loops by Mental Anguish and Omnitechnomatrix

Even the glee and the celebration that must attend the conclusion of a long and labourious slog up the icy and volcanic, and utterly Russian chain of the Kurile Isles at the fringe of Kamchatka is precious little indeed in comparison to being surrounded by nothing but Hebephrenicloops. I should continue but further transports of glee intrude.
Credits: Hebephrenic Open Loops Mix

Alighting on the further side of the Eurasia of antiquity, the aforementioned Giant Monsters extend felicitations to a signal and Sinic battle at the Red Cliffs. They might have tarried, but future Asian film makers entirely unaffiliated with Toho Studios seem to have included no place for them in the script. Credits: Includes Open Loops by Mental Anguish and Omnitechnomatrix

In an aspect of a bay and the unrivaled reign of Luxury and Opulence suspending their golden sceptres over the denizens cheerfully saluting their profitable and amenable rule, Herculaneum attracted the fancy of the Empire. Gold dismissed all scruples and the weighty intervention of coins sponged away any trace of misdemeanour in the eyes of this first of pleasure resorts. The covering dress of wealth concealed a profusion of signs of flourishing corruption that must attract only the smile of Authority, and after a tardy progress of an age, the notice of the lofty and avenging creature bearing the tidings of yet greater punitive tumult to come that might even be regarded as this mix. Credits: Includes Open Loops by Onmitechnomatrix and Hal McGee

Fashion was the only law, pleasure the only pursuit, and the splendour of dress and furniture was the only distinction of the citizens of Antioch. The arts of luxury were honoured, the serious and manly virtues were the subject of ridicule, and the contempt for female modesty and reverent age announced the universal corruption of the capital of the East. It was perhaps only after a long age of reflection and an interminable epoch of deliberation that the reproachful deeds and the avenging acts of Justice were tardily loosed in the form of beasts vast in dimension and bewildering in conception. Languid and measured alarm ensues. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix and DJ Get Yo Fat On

Permitting Scipio Africanus to keep his figurative hand to the plow, rather than grasp the shield, in addition to adjusting the grammar of Cato the Elder, this first of the series looses upon the far and ancient Punic shore a set of monstrous species plagued by giganticism and excessive partiality to a Mediterranean climate. Rumours already spread of visitations in Herculaneum, Babylon and Antioch. Credits: C. Goff III Guest Artist Mix

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can. Credits: C. Goff III Guest Artist Mix. Also includes further Buzzy vocals.

I had tried, I had laboured and I had exerted with all the Enlightened vim and vigour of the philosophes of the Parisian salon to constrain Passion and exalt Reason, direct my course with some precise and universal mathematical law and reap the benefits of an Aristotlean happiness. But I had tarried too long waiting until this afternoon to upload this mix; the Romantic Age had long since arrived, driving away the staid Classic, tumult is all the rage and I have discovered just how fashionable I am. Credits: C. Goff III Guest Artist Mix

Another tale of caution and circumspection set in a parlour with numbered coloured orbs assembled upon a green field. One of the herd is possessed of a shade of night, a habit of prideful reflection and a pronounced penchant to purloin monies and even ideas. I might dare correct the billiard ball but I am audacious only in other matters. Credits: Includes Open Loops by Mental Anguish, Axel Mundi, Michael Cosma, David Fuglewicz and Cystem. Also a Buzzy lyrical appearance.

Amongst the innumerable species of trampling that History affords us in unnumbered amount must be listed the rubbery step and pace of Haste, abiding in canvas with a thirst and perhaps not for taste. Credits: Decaying Machine Guest Artist Mix. Also includes loops by Cystem, David Fuglewicz and Hal McGee

About the time the stuffed olive upon a hand attains a certain position about its little orbit, a realm approaches and is entered in which inhibitions are lifted, Muses are tempted, impulses become tumultuous, intentions scornful of obedience, and sense flies a mix for Germania even becomes possible. Credits: Mellow Jeremy Guest Artist Mix. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem, Hebephrenic and David Fuglewicz

Copious martinis. the gathered attentions of the gaming hall and the flailing postures of expectation upon casino floor all attend the decision of two tumbling cubes that decree either wealth or penury. I dare not relate the conclusion of the tale as all ensuing and continuing dues to Germania depend upon the outcome and a drooling jinx finds the gambler most shapely. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem and Omnitechnomatrix

Without any martini to lube the glass, the immense and animated olives gambol and tumble in a rumble with ever greater force, bounding from infraction to infraction and the play of the condiments until all is considered a drag and their Fury proceeds in that very manner. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish and Cystem

The best of amusements are to be found in the most unlikeliest of places and the most unexpected of means where an otherwise unexceptional day is rendered sweet and replete in a melodious purpose. Inevitable joys and the clamours of glee ensue even under a spreading and perhaps even borrowed ebon banner though at length it is exposed to the sight and the mayhem of one particular type of wood-working tool. The motions of good taste follow... Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, Omnitechnomatrix, and Cystem.

Perhaps a rather cautionary yarn, quite useful to those who insist upon piling and gathering recreation and requisite need in a single furore of accomplishment, complete with illustrations of an aural sort, presumably applicable even beyond the northerly reaches of England or at least Northumberland. Credits: Jeremy Gluck Guest Artist Mix

Decision and determination in the company of exuberance that seeks a distinction and even a certain renown applies itself to many ventures in life that must deliver acclaim, but the exertion is too great, the toils far too heavy for an intention made of humbug and pipe-stems and post-labours, the inevitable thirst is addressed and in a manner that attains attention in any event. Cheers. Credits: Michael Cosma Guest Artist Mix-Includes Loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem and Omnitechnomatrix

Scruples, morals, gain and the mere sensible attempt to restrain the pretty little phial of fire determined to take the road in style and power, a moment derived from and snatched from legend and popular lore and old album covers ransacked from the local thrift store. The road ahead is eventful and replete with unpredictable wends and destinations that require a full stomach and a fuller wallet. Credits: Decaying Machine Guest Artiat Mix-Includes Loops by Mental Anguish

Even the patience of a feline rendered of little more than cels and ink and paint and the artistry of animators is taxed and roundly vexed when exposed to a Buzzymix and filled with the expectations of a fine and proper line of music with which to emulate upon a grand bass. It is thought that perhaps his ensuing and indeed enduring enmity to a certain rodent is founded upon this very frustration. Credits: Jeremy Gluck Guest Artist Mix

In a cafe upon a northerly stretch of the coast of Catalonia, near the confines of France, fringed in palms and the silvery leaves of olive groves and enhanced by the potent local vintage, Art and Modernity meet in a hunger and though the irreverent and the creative seek a lobster to assuage their wishes, it is discerned after summoning a telephone directory that it is yet better suited to the avant -guard tooth when submitted to the fire. Credits: Axel Mundi Guest Artist Mix

It is frightfully difficult to transgress when the hip have fangs, the young sophisticates are possessed of claws and the law of the jungle prevails even near the gin and the scotch, and the Cherry Heering. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem and Mellow Jeremy. Lyrics by Dylan.

It is frequently observed that me scorn and contempt is heightened by a degree exactly quadruple when the bartender presumes to add Triple Sec to my Sidecar, hopefully rendered doubly in this single loop mix. Credits: One Random Loop Mix. Cystem Open Loop

There are critics in EVERY audience, replete in malice and some are EXCEEDINGLY more vocal and malicious than others, baby. Credits: Halloween Mix. Includes Mental Anguish Open Loops and Cystem Open Loops. Halloween mix, Lyrics by Huey Smith, vocals by Buzzsaw and Ron Zombie.

A steady revolution around a garishly painted maypole with cloche hats and beads for decor speeds yet faster when it is perceived as the final engine of the economy fed on heedless optimism, radios bought on installment payments and superior scotch from Toronto. Credits: Random 12-pack Challenge

The enduringly vexed problems of the easterly reaches of Europe beggar sober diplomacy and circumspection refreshed in water. Yet after the issues of the postwar borders of East Prussia and if they might continue to introduce the Teuton authority beyond the River Nieman are reflected in Cinzano, enough is blurred to require yet another bottle be opened to resolve the matter. Credits: Random 12-pack challenge

Seven miles and a multitude of fathoms under the waves in the deepest reaches of the ocean, darkness is absolute, the temperature is ever near freezing, and the pressure of the water column above taxes even the most puissant, though that pressure is nothing at all compared to that of Germania that demands yet another crowned historical figure of me, who as far as I know has yet to descend here illumed in bioluminescent flashes. Credits: Mellow Jeremy Guest Artist. Also includes ftp loops by Hal McGee and DJ Get Yo Fat On

Though a vast revolution of centuries has passed, and the authority and even the reign of Gaius has long since concluded, the grandson of Tiberius, at last cast aside the pastry platter, consulted the look that attended his every last cough, sounded out incessantly, discerned the blade of Macro come to 'cure' his affliction, and flew from the Palatine, and soon the flying boy truly was, over hills and years, and indeed continues, despite strange changes on the ground that include trains, motorcars and civilised Germans as he soars over old Leipzig. Credits: Includes Mental Anguish Open Loops

Though the buffets of Fortune are exhaling gusts that carry all economy downward, a remnant of stalwart optimism refutes all the signs of a stock market crash and forays to the Delmonico Hotel off Wall Street for luncheon awash in jazz, irreverence and flappers and hopefully of at length a decade's duration until Central Europe proves troublesome again. Credits: Includes Mental Anguish Open Loops, Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops and Cystem Open Loops

The rustic and ramshackle colonists of the wilderness have sent the Hannoverian packing, and are ready to endure fetes and dinners in Paris, when a sudden inspiration to secure presents and greetings for Messer McGee occurs to one Saxon delgate to the conference and paintings are proposed and regards practiced. At length it came to the attention of the delegate that Messer McGee would not be born for nearly two centuries hence and the issue is dropped. But I have located it in a most seasonable manner and thus is presented the recent recording of me birthday greeting sent live Floridaward to the Hal of Hals. Credits: Includes ftp loops by Hal McGee

The new script is trying and in the most ghastly manner, after even copious martinis and sidecars at Musso & Franks fail to unite the terror of the Fatimid Dynasty quitting Cairo, speeding down the stream of the River Nile before the advance of the Sultan for the depths of Africa with a decent pratfall. After an interval the project is relinquished to Valentino and celebrations ensue. Credits: Includes ftp loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem and Scott Carr

Circling around endlessly in a saloon car about the new Brazilian capital of Brasilia, Buster at last discerns the form of the Duke and at last discerns that during this last revolution and circuit about the city there was a slight change in the iternary, and for rather good measure-a slight reworking of a 2005 Buzzyclassic. Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix

Here...here....here...The HMS Booery. Credits: Includes Captain Trepidation-captured Mental Anguish open loops, Cystem open loops and David Fuglewicz Open Loops.

Where...Where..?!!!!..let go....... Credits: And once more it was to have included Scott Carr ftp loops

What- Credits: It was to have more fully included ftp loops by Scott Carr

How- Credits: Again it was to more completely included Scott Carr ftp loops

Why-why-ah..the HMS Booery has landed on my page....why- Credits: Once more more Scott Carr ftp loops

Having denied the fall of his Vandal Kingdom and even the quest of General Belisarius to submit him to capture and chains, King Gelimer attempts existence amidst the savage Moors of the southern mountains, destitute of baths, bread and wine. A few months later he endures the stench and the primitive fare coated in ashes and mud, but the lack of wine besets and torments, stripping Gelimer of his dignity and at length it seems his years. A missive sent him to surrender and depart for Constantinople is agreed upon provided he is sent a bottle and one was never so cherished after its arrival. Credits: Includes private ftp loops by Cystem and Mental Anguish

Face buried in silken pillows, it was only at some length that the young and frightened Marie was bade to rise and hear the very pleasant tidings that the nuptuals here in Vienna were only a proxy affair and she does not have to depart for France and can remain in her beloved Hofburg. The dance ensued until further tidings of the actual wedding at Versailles caused another few yards of brocade to be dowsed. Credits: Includes loops by Cystem and Omnitechnomatrix

Esteemed as the finest poet in Vienna, a wine quaffing and laugh-braying individual seeks Da Ponte's talents to provide an opera with words. After some reflection and more wine-quaffing with scant trace of laughter a decision is reached and remdered. On the morrow, wine more to Da Ponte's taste and a name like Figaro might alter the decision. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Cystem, Omnitechnomatrix and Mike Cole

In Petersburg, as the grim war year 1916 grew heavier and heavier and threatened to tear the eagle out of the gilded next, suggestion, over Roederer and blinis about Redress and betterment, abiding in an affronted Grand Duchess, called out between quaffs and necklace twirls, that one Empress Alexandra be annihilated. Minister Rodzianko accepted the blinis and deferred betterment as revolt might intrude upon the champagne supply. Such priorities. Credits: Mellow Jeremy Guest Artist Mix

In the midst of a steppe's mist, a bear's claws are drawn out, the cave and lair are exposed to a Scandinavian triumph, where regret is fed upon a ceaseless industry until there are tidings in the midst of Calamity that History does not see things quite that way and above all, claws still are at the ready to strike. A cool neutral situation seems rather fitting thereafter for the left side of the Baltic, neutral not a name not attached toward this mix. Credits: Contagion Loop Mix-Includes loops by Cystem, International Garbageman, David Fuglewicz and Scott Carr

After a late career of herding the enemies of the Revolution towards the guillotine, the reward of Robespierre is stability and the end of the Terror. However, Robespierre's personal Terror is but beginning as the affright of his governmental compatriots fearing his power grows intentions and brawny forarms and Robespierre is himself sent to the blade, though not without screeches, screams and flailing. It was not mentioned to him that King Louis did far better in a similar circumstance. Credits: Heuristics Inc. Open Loops Mix

The pressure of days, months and years of war at last lead to a climax as revolt and mutiny steal across the Fatherland, and every last hope fled and every last avenue of escape denied, General Ludendorff rails at his staff, before being consumed by rising waves of fury, heart overworked and fists clenched and temples pulsing violently. Lips suddenly sputter out in foam and he falls to the floor with a crash, shaking the room and the halls of ministries throughout the world. Shell-shock it was argued..even though he had never been near the front. Credits: GEMAfreie-welten Guest Artist Mix

Having lost far more than just the German Cameroons, William II, the Supreme War Lord of Berlin, quits a stand at Spa and rushes upon a rail across a border into Holland seeking accomodation with Count Bentinck at Amerongen and Earl Grey in a teacup. A car horn signals that the bags be fetched, of various kinds, Bentinck at length explains. Credits: Yuroun Guest Artist Mix

While extending the blessings of Civilisation in a rainy green forest between the Rhine and the Elbe, all suddenly becomes a curse when in a burst of lightning and a fall of squall line, the legions of Varus are suddenly ambushed and at once overburden the little craft of Charon crossing the Styx and taking the Eagle standards along with them into Oblivion. A little while later in Rome, Caesar Augustus, a trifle beyond a rage, is heard to ask a frequent question. Credits: Cystem Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish.

When many other courts to the west have filled the seas with intentions on galleons at the ready to claim and ordain the course of new worlds, the Duke of Brandenburg, after failing to attract the attentions of certain Genoese, stunningly devoted to Castille and Aragon, looks skyward to obtain new worlds for the city on the Spree thtrough a strange agency willing to overlook his paucity of gem and esteeming rumours of the land's potential with rockets. Lutes soon board a craft. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

When word of a throne sale is mentioned to Didius, a few strongboxes of coins are rushed over to the Praetorian Camp and qualifications of gold and silver are shouted to the guards inside. Once a high enough amount of qualification is mentioned, Didius is hefted even higher, though the numbered days of his reign are less than even the inches off the ground he is held aloft. Credits: Hebephrenic Open Loops Mix

The waiters and the footmen bring in tray after tray of the most delectably seasoned treats for the usual luncheon with the pickelhaube-wearing Great Warlord with the spiked mustache. Suddenly another tray is whisked before Wilhelm bearing a dispatch spiked with a British seasoning that hitherto only dissolved the Kaiser's connexion with the Cameroons in Africa but now parts meal from his plate in Berlin. Credits: Ed Drury Guest Artist Mix

Ready to declare herself Empress, Sophia is suddenly confronted by one Peter already esteeming himself Great enough to attract the support of the streltsy guards. An attempt to invite Peter to the Kremlin ends with an another invitation for Sophia to a convent abetted by burly bearded ones wielding halberds. Bells, snow and incense ensue. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, Cystem, Arthur Loves Plastic, Blind Mime, Heuristics Inc. and Omnitechnomatrix

In Versailles, after a night's lengthy inner struggle over the white flag of the Bourbons and after several attempts to escape the tricolour flag of Revolution through a loop of negociation and a fold of fabric and refusing to make the flag a two-sided affair, the Duke decides not to make his appearance in Paris and in the Chamber, drops the white flag of the Bourbons and picks up instead the white flag of surrender. It will be a republic and strudel in the Alps after all. Credits: Includes loops by Cystem, Arthur Loves Plastic, Omnitechnomatrix and Mental Anguish

The ideals of the Enlightenment attended all the emminent guests of Frederick the Great at the castle of Sans Soucci, preening themselves in liberation from the fetters and attitudes of the past, the tyranny of artistic dogma abetted by the wisdom of the philosophes as they entered the music chamber and sat down for the latest concert under the portraits and busts of Voltaire and Bayle. Suddenly the notes of music flew up the walls, tore the canvas and smashed the marble and in a scream and a groan, artistic dogma returned. Frederick bades sabre-wielding Prussians to appear and Buzzy eventually managed escape. Suddenly there is much care here. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops, Hal McGee Open Loops and David Fuglewicz Open Loops mix. Also includes loops by D. Howse

The Eastern Front is in collapse, the powers that be below the rubble-strewn gound are in denial and after a few quaffs of a most coveted cherry brandy at the Japanese embassy in Berlin, Guderian arises in a stagger to address the disjuncture speaking in the vehement dialect of shaken fists. Dismissal ensues, perhaps even of the mix. Credits: 8th Day Rebellion Guest Artist Mix. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish.

Salic Law is suddenly void when the only Habsburg heir left to succeed Emperor Charles is in petticoats and gowns splendidly in the shape of Silesia and even Moravia or so it was observed by those at court already missing knee breeches. Credits: DJ Get Yo Fat On Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Cystem.

Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops, Cystem Open Loops and Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix

The plaything of the Spanish Influenza with thermometer in glass and fever on forehead, Prince Max von Baden stands ready to yield the Chancellor's desk to Ebert,just as soon as he can navigate rioting and mutiny in the streets and the odd power outage. Arriving, the desk is surrendered, though too late as the plug has now been pulled on the Kaiser's regime along with the next outage. Credits: D. Howse Open Loops Mix-also includes loops by Cystem, Mental Anguish and Heuristics Inc.

All is very interesting for Von Plehve after another bout with the peasant-smacking knout and it builds to the utmost of curiosity when a tree falls, the carriage door opens to admit the sight and also the toss of a ticking bomb meant to fray both knout and von Plehve. Credits: A Midsummer Nights Germination Mix-Includes loops by Code Mango, David Fuglewicz, Cystem and International Garbageman

In the midst of a fiery summer heat manufactured by Nature, Hotzendorf follows suit with fist pounding and paper crumpling of such fire and vehemence at the Foreign Office in Vienna over that business with Franz in Sarajevo, that a nearby mound of gunpowder was ignited. Discerning men knew the next several summers would offer no vacation. Credits: Midsummer Nights Germination Mix-Includes loops by Giuseppe Bancomatti, Cystem, Mental Anguish and David Fuglewicz

Rumour and gossip has it in the trade papers that Hedda's newest hat is the most ravishing and astounding yet worn by the diva of Hollywood. The prices to see it are, of course, less for the matinee and extra with cocktails. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

A lamentable type of tourism appealed to Nadir in the form of a military expedition, conquest of Delhi, burning of the markets and after fifty-seven days, concluding the itinerary with a throne snatched from a gutted palace that was more repairable than someone's Indian reputation. Credits: M.Nomized Guest Artist Mix

Even beyond replacing the furniture and the wallpaper of Usurper Bonaparte, massaging a gouty leg has the utmost of priority to Louis XVIII. Or until Talleyrand brings news it is premature to change the decor and rather overdue to relocate to Ghent as any good minister would do, and as any better man would do anything to get the royal stocking back up again. Credits: M.Nomized Guest Artist Mix

Encouraged by the need for a new star catalogue replacing an older version that predated breeches and Englishmen, a breech wearing Englishman by the name of Flamsteed attempts to put telescope to the night sky, shattering theories and a few other things. Credits: Ken Clinger Collaboration 1. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish, Heuristics Inc., and Mike McGary

When the minions of Gaiseric bound over the Sicilian straits in search of plunder and spoil, the best response is to bound over to the Senate House and exalt the prospect of flight and retreat and the calm tranquility there gained, and the great wisdom of the ivory beards in imitating the example of their prince. A rain of stones outside, however, rather clouded those promised sunny skies. Credits: Includes loops by Cystem and DJ Get Yo Fat On

Materalism comes to full fruition in Cabanis strolling about Montmartre with the philosophes, bearing the ability for his brain to secrete thought like his gall bladder secretes bile. At length, Cabanis tilts his head away from the Britainside as his thought secretions have been recently in English. Credits: Includes loops by Cystem, Mental Anguish, Omnitechnomatrix, Virus Factory and the Magical Cigarette

There was time for one last wend of ivory about the thrysus to be shaken in time to the sound of Mammertine wine descending a throat as there was a change in the climate. Slowly Messalina discerned that the sunny temperance of Claudius was now obscured by a cloud, that on closer examination was seen to be made of teeming daggers directed towards her and her Senatorial lover, by Imperial spousal decree, or one feigning it. The sound of a storm at Ostia ensues. Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix

Having thrown down the makers of dome and the remakers of Rome, Savonarola refines his techniques by gathering up into Florentine bonfires all the scripts of humanistic misdemenors penned by such types as Homer, Virgil and a dear poetess by the name of Sappho that has at length fallen into his hands. Given his zeal and her predilictions, it could not have been a pleasant experience for either one. Credits: Majestic Twelve Guest Artist Mix

The mere thought of torrid, tropical climes drove deep into Montesquieu as he scrawled out the landmark The Spirit of the Laws on the various governments of the world; he sweated and flushed and and trembled frequently until at length quill pen had to be surrendered for a handkerchief. Enough of this and the need for a stern mastery over this debility was translated into the need of the clime for a stern master. Eventually cold will be discovered to cause shivering too. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

There was a sudden call for laurel leaves for laugh-staunching in Senatorial mouths as after a bout regarding wild beast hunts and venatores in the arena, Emperor Commodus parted an ostrich from its head and wagged it at the Senators, his own head wagging as well, eyes rolling in a display, declaiming to the conscript fathers that he could part other beings from their heads as well. Despite it all, as Commodus seemed to have lost his own head already, the display seemed ultimately cogent. Credits: Free Loop Project 014 Mix-Includes loops by Cystem, Mental Anguish, Blind Mime, Hal McGee, Omnitechnomatrix and Insecta Sonic

Directly relating the amount of bricks required to wall up the Countess to requite all the life wine from maidens and other flailing and steely techniques that seemed suited to forstall and impede the advance of years upon Transylvanian skin, a pile of bricks was stacked before her door and the task was only finished this last Wednesday. Credits: Free Loop Project 014 Mix-Includes loops by Cystem, David Fuglewicz and Insecta Sonic

The martial terms between them were not too terribly severe, although Cupid was required to be an unseen husband visiting Psyche only under the veil of night. Meanwhile envious Venus encouraged the impatience of Apollo's horses pawing the doors of Dawn. Timing was flirting with impefection as well. Having read further all will be well, anyway. Credits: Cystem Valentine's Day Loops Mix

Alva was very eager to try out his new armour, pounded out of invincibility and tribute levied across Holland, and it served well, flushing the colour of Inqusitions and autos-de-fes and seeking to refine its shape by the involuntary donation of ducats and guilders. All continued to go very well until the denizens of Alkmaar decided that Dutch courage was something to be very greatly extended, striking Alvan armour back and causing a return to Spain. The concluding echo continues until at least the ship is in sight of the port of Cadiz. Credits: Fever Spoor Guest Artist Mix-Also includes loops by Mental Anguish

The Red Baron is a virtuoso of acrobatics in the air through the auspices of a propeller, chasing all off and vanquishing all challengers, Victory his unerringly and unceasingly. Eventually however, through the courtesy of some Eastern Syndicate a challenger arose with big floppy ears and a funny looking nose owned by a child with an even funnier looking round head and a penchant for wishy-washyness. For once, however, my neglect of the terms of copyright at long last is found to cease here. Credits: Insecta Sonic Open Loops Mix

Aware of some things rather dire sprung from the throne in Constantinople, one Procopius presuming an historical career is in his future seeks to capture and delineate in the papyrus pages of possible work the very face of evil as it is seen in Emperor Justinian's, but due to guttering lamplight and a frightened fancy that gutters the flame in any event, all seen is a shapeless mass of flesh as blank as his pages so far. A recourse to a chapter over the capture of Carthage is suddenly substituted. Credits: David Fuglewicz Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Cystem and Omnitechnomatrix

Duped by charlatans and scorned by Queen Marie, the Cardinal seeks a solace in dark confines. Though looking about with some intensity and purpose, piety is not to be found, although courtesans are, to minister to as they minister to him, rather certainly his purpose in any event. Credits: CYSTEM Open loops and Hal McGee Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, DJ Fat and Blind Mime

There is promise in the meeting for the young starlet, if Chaplin will ever show up at the venerable Hollywood restaurant, as there is word that the Tramp has snapped a cane and all is currently on hold in the movie and at the table as proper titles must be found for an outburst of temperament. Credits: Includes loops by International Garbageman, Virus Factory and Heuristics Inc.

At a stop in Germany, the sealed train carrying that Bashkir-derived Ulyanov plague bacillus back to Russia remained for long enough for Radek to throw open a window and called for the troops on the station platform to found a revolt who merely found him revolting. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish and Omnitechnomatrix

Once, long ago, after months of men being ground into a state-assembled sausage machine, soldiers stopped a war for Christmas. It could never happen now in our modern world. My, but hasn't Humanity advanced? Credits: Includes loops by Virus Factory, D. Howse and Omnitechnomatrix

A sudden release of iron chains about the necks of slaves and an equally sudden striking of golden ones from the Imperial Braganzan neck of Dom Pedro of Brazil both conspire to ensure his exile-driven flight across the Atlantic is more than sped. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix and Heuristics Inc.

When a different sword other than that from which the islands of Nippon dripped, let fall drops of woe of a sort radioactive, Anami nonetheless pondered the overthrow of a throne-mounting distant descendant of goddess Ameratsu before duty interrupted his reverie one last time and he sought the sword for an entirely different purpose. Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix

Once from Scotland to Syria the shadow of the Roman sceptre fell; fallen it but casts a shadow only across a small room and on the brow of a boy named Romulus who suddenly is called upon to surrender the heritage of Caesar forever. Gutteral tones referencing swords are amazingly persuasive. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix and D. Howse

Step by royal step, first marriage, throne, Lutheranism and at last a gown is divested, in exchange for breeches and the surrounding sound of Lateran bells on the piazza. Somewhat earlier, it seemed Descartes was far too certain of himself. Credits: Michael Thomas Jackson Guest Artist Mix

As Armistice and Defeat throw a shadow across the confines of the Hofburg almost as dark as the promise of the march of steelworkers from Florisdorf to their Palatial Abode, Karl I gathers up wife and a gaggle of little Archdukes and Archduchesses for a run to Eckartsau for several pants, of breath and those without Imperial Stripes. Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix

Philosophical exhaustion seemed to have brought on an assault of the intellectual hobgoblins, banging and blaring and gamboling about the Stoa, the Garden and the Academy. Quill pen holding became impossible, and suddenly Duns in his vexation conceived the notion of contingency; in this case the possibility that he might not have to be tortured, or in this case listen to this mix. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix

Applause for Trajan's smiting of the Dacians and the appropriation of their trans-Danubian morass is measured here in the thunderous pounding of the sand and the resulting dust whose shape and patterns changes with the fortunes of the race. Competing praises reach a crescendo and suddenly the pattern for one charioteer is rather bleak as the dust above him is instantly in the shape of a plea for help. Credits: Majestic Twelve Guest Artist Mix

In a French age when far too many individuals seemed to flirt about with idea of abjuring the authority of Rome, an aroma of remedy curled about the nostrils of Catherine drawing in far more than a quarter of the smell of Protestants drawn and quartered. Since her boy was king she could exhale safely. Credits: Mental Anguish Open loops Mix

Five thousand years ago, in the midst of smiting and pounding his way to Pharoahhood along a wend of the Nile Delta, there is a sudden pause and the primal pathos of Schultz outside Bryansk gallops across the ages and into the thoughts of King Narmer. Rage ensues when his early Hamitic tongue cannot properly define rifles or trousers and this is directed at the miscreants of Buto. The stage is set for Mr. Heston. Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix

One evening at the Vatican, nut gripping ability was esteemed the finest of all qualities bestowed upon men, and in this particular case, most certainly on the distaff side of the race. Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix-Also includes loops by Mental Anguish and DJ Fat

On a seemingly interminable train excursion, Brazilian nobility suddenly invades a silent screen legend's mind although it is as receptive as Paraguay due to Buster's ensuing thought that signing the contract with MGM might not be the most salutary thing for a career. Credits: Hal McGee Open Loops Mix

The onward course of the Marxist Dialectic comes to a screeching halt even in the depths of the Polituburo as one afternoon, Malenkov's taste for blinis and beef adds one layer of gristle too much to the belly and chin and attentions turn towards a cheek. Credits: G-Day Mix-Includes loops by Pmnitechnomatrix, CYSTEM, DJ Fat and International Garbageman

Frenetically, in a waterfall of lace, the Deccan, Golconda and other places known intimately well to Vishnu and Company are rolled up in a charge of lace by Dupleix out to rebuff Clive and the opposing India Company across the channel, although at a treaty table far away, one lengthy thread is caught by a quill pen and is already unravelling matters. Credits: G-Day mix-Includes loops by Mental Anguish, Blind Mime Ensemble, CYSTEM, and Heuristics Inc.

Suddenly Mount Abrittus hungers for Caesar Decius, and torches in the camp flare almost as brightly as the very idea that he accept the Imperial honours for the family in the first place, Hostilian included. Credits: H-Day halloween Mix-Includes loops by Shaud, International Garbageman, CYSTEM, Heuristics Inc, and Blind Mime Ensemble

Although affonted by the city of Novogorod, Ivan the Terrible is quite prepared. a special chair to be set up in the main square to watch the festivities of his vengeance having been made already by workmen so eager to please that a son-striking rod was included as well. Credits: MJB Guest Artist Mix-Also includes loops by Virus Factory and Heuristics Inc.

Much difficulty ensues after a lengthy night in the salon, when after mastering Bayle and embracing irreverence in the midst of a dream, Enlightenment, after a few false starts, awakens first and flees in hopes of finding Rousseau or even Grimm, D'Holbach forced to the chase. Credits: Includes loops by International Garbageman, Mental Anguish, DJ Fat and Omnitechnomatrix. Guest appearance by the Huygens Probe.

Though warned, an impudent countess appears at a Winter Palace ball adorned in hair with the same rare bloom as the Czarina. Mayhem ensues and Siberia expects a sudden spike in population. Credits: CYSTEM Open Loops Mix. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish and Heuristics Inc.

Even stripped down, and reduced to the primal roots, Dr. Zaius still finds imposture on the stage as well as some discomfiture as he has little else to add to his commentary as the rest of his script will not even be started for another fifty years. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Mike McGary and Mental Anguish

Entirely excluded from the affairs of state and partaking of the conquests of the Rhine and beyond by order of discerning higher authority, the debauched Duc Philippe compensates by making a raid on wife Henrietta's bedroom in order to achieve the conquest of her favourite gown. Credits: Blind Mime Open Loops Mix

Amidst all the clamourous struggle of common names erupting from both sides of the border, a concerned Swede summons Caesar to again impose order on things animal and vegetable only this time, as mineral tended to be pounded into swords and handled by Senatorial fiends..erm, friends. Credits: Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix

Seeking to refute Berkeley on his way to the Hebrides, Samuel Johnson contacts a stone and finds that substance seems far more certain than Berkeley imagined. Credits: David Fuglewicz Open Loops Mix

Being appraised of its schedule Fate at once betakes itself off to Mexico City to claim a very revolutionary prize, but the inexorable historical dialectic Trotsky believes in refuses to relent time and again. Fate returns in its cups to grind its axe until it discerns that other pointed metal implements might also be ground into being. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, DJ Get Yo Fat On, Heuristics Inc, Omnitechnomatrix and Scott Carr

After his capture at a parley with Sapor of Persia, Caesar Valerian sinks down into the hot sands, weighted down by shame and the weight of Sapor's boots and the intention to mount a horse for a ride. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

When an unrepentant Stalinist East German sets the borsht a-boiling in Moscow, it is only a matter of time before recourse to the second-in-command ensures that someone is invited to to stroll the banks of the River Spree with the Stasi secret police on hand to stave off loneliness....and escape. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

Agrippina, finally disabused of all kindly and even hopeful notions about that Nero boy of hers, directs the soldier sent to send her to the far side of life to strike his swordblade at a certain portion of her anatomy concealing pre-natal habitations. Credits: David Fuglewicz Open Loops

A tribute of sorts to my mother who passed away August 21, 2005. Credits: Don Campau Guest Artist Mix

The steam engine of Heron of Alexandria is at last given its test run, as a curious Ptolemy the Astronomer mounts the controls of a chariot fitted out with it, checks the domain of sky for errant Olympians and bounds off towards the sphere of the fixed stars, enthusiasm and signs only in Latin leading to planet perturbations it seems. Credits: 24 Hour Flu Mix

When the Wurlitzer organ player is fancied and stolen by George Cukor at another studios, Hal consults his imagination and summons a certain West African troupe to fill in and gift Stan and Ollie with a rousing display of another type of chase. Credits: Rootsy Records Guest Artist Mix

A performance of 1914 German diplomatic war-flinging pique that ranges from the shade of ashen to the colour of purple is presented to Minister Sazonov via a rant and fist pounding in a theatre resembling a Foreign Office before it becomes quite apparent that it is already a four year intermission back at the embassy. Credits: CYSTEM Open Loops Mix

At the very least, it is a character-building exercise, or so tell yourself until the Furies are instructed it was a case of mistaken identity. Credits: Free Loop Project 013 Mix-Includes loops by DJ Fat, Mental Anguish and Omnitechnomatrix

Knowing full well the mentioned islands names are now Kunashir and Etorup, a repeated mention of their previous names on the alternative radio programme is quite enough to subdue the reserve of a Muscovite, heard here in English due to a favourable exchange rate. Credits: Free Loop Project 013 Mix-Also includes expletives by CYSTEM.

It seemed a good idea to distill essence of minuette into a bottle and gift it to Marie in an opulent basket, but there was a forboding that the flighty girl might lose her head over it all and a necklace was presented instead. Credits: Free Loop Project 013 Mix-Includes loops by Mental Anguish and DJ Fat

With the Imperial Eagle spiraling back to Petersburg, the victorious Mikado has ordered one and all in Nippon to celebrate the increased range in which cherry blossoms might fall; indeed it seems few, if any, are exempt from hopping up a fete in a revel. Credits: Free Loop Project 013 Mix-Includes loops by Mental Anguish, DJ Fat, Omnitechnomatrix, Virus Factory and International Garbageman

When propped up upon Lavrenti's knee it is very important to beam broadly, swallow down the panic and thus show that the chief of the secret police is a fine, tender man, whose heart would break over the very thought of an interrogator's misconduct in his Lubyianka prison...eventually...perhaps..
never mind. Credits: Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix

Suddenly the fashion was travelogues with music, and set in this manner, a few heads turned away from a game of faro, to hear of La Perouse's discoveries before debating whether it was six or seven months since any of them bathed. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish and Arthur Loves Plastic

The debauched Comte de Solages had been kept in check by the Bastille, but when Liberty drew in a heavy breath and blew down the bricks of tyranny, off he sped, eastward toward a Rising Sun, and owing to the lamentable state of transport in 1789, only arrived in Tokyo a century and a half later during the filming of a television series depicting wristwatch-controlled robots across the street from the exposition hall. A clash ensues, even of cultures. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish and Omnitechnomatrix

Invitations have been sent, all who is anyone in Petersburg, disdaining the local Slavic tongue are buzzing in the airs of high London or Paris society over Princess Leon Radziwill's party. It is indeed worth attending despite difficulties approaching the abode including banner carying protesters, rubble in the streets and an army troop that has decided on mutiny. A glass of La Grande Dame Veuve-Clicquot, anyone? Credits: Heuristics Inc. Open Loops Mix

A head start in life is advisable, but does become rather problematic when one is still in the maternal belly and still unable to grasp the proffered sceptre, due to lack of immediate access and even hands. Credits: Rafael Flores Guest Artist Mix

One afternoon a fresh wind intruded off the Baltic and suddenly devotions moved out of an apartment in the Lateran and headed off into a cottage in Erfurt, ensuring that the pews now smelled distinctly Lutheran. Credits: Includes loops by International Garbageman, Arthur Loves Plastic, Mike McGary and Virus Factory

Three more pages are needed to finish his book of wise and witty sayings, and in a dance of quill to the tune of a fervid imagination, one at last is tempted, although only by the promise it not hear the blare again. Credits: Omnitechomatrix Open Loops Mix

A vast family squabble of national dimensions takes a little sea air, well knowing that Compromise and tendencies to an Armistice suffer terribly from seasickness or did so in 1862. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Heuristics Inc., Mike McGary and a Buzzyvocal

There was certainly a valiant attempt made, abetted by the scenery of the location and the expectation of the companions, but at length with a sigh as heavy and dark as the local bread, Laibach was suddenly pronounced and all intentions to pronounce Ljubljana again forsook. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

After two years of inactivity in the midst of collapse, a Teuton order to sea is entirely out to sea when the itinerary rather peters out after a sudden shell-flinging rush upon the yawning mouth of the Thames. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

Outrage is pounding and palpable as another man is mistaken for the co-lyricist on a recent unmentioned Buzzsaw track, and along with others who were suspected in dealing in parchment and inkpots is subjected to the full penalties of the shire. Credits: Includes loops by Virus Factory, Mental Anguish and Heuristics Inc.

Direct from the planet of R-U-Campy, there comes the ion-engine driven consequences of an unfortunate misreading of Nietzsche and other brooding Central European philosophical kin as passages relating man to a beast are rather too generously applied. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix and Mike McGary. A special Buzzyvocal ensues.

It is clear that political protest on Downing Street calls for backbone, as well as a complete digestive tract, bilaterial symmetry, and copious amounts of fur, synthetic whenever possible. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

The shipwreck of the Maria Galante off Shikoku sent down its baroque component to the bottom where the warm Asiatic waters went to work with a will on attempted colonialism and wrought a fearsome reprisal, although at length, rescued, it did provide a memorable foe for Gamera. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

It was indeed only a matter of time before the script writers, under the spell of the primal cry of "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" were forced to resort to this plot device for Jan, the show facing cancellation and the entry of nephew Oliver. Credits: Includes loops by The Magical Cigarette and Heuristics Inc.

An actor's strike prompted by the bad food in the studio commissary forces the powers that be on the Bewitched set, even though really mortal, to resort to animation, and, of course, they smile. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish and Scott Carr

Amidst the monks at Yuste, the ex-emperor Charles V, after a life injesting Austria, gulping down Hungary, gorging on Mexico and bolting down the Philippines, at last finds his match near the remains of a suitably vast fish pastry. Credits: Features Scott Carr April '05 loops. Also includes loops by Mental Anguish, Electroearwig, Blind Mime and Virus Factory

The ingenuity to turn ore into a blade is matched only by the ingenuity to turn anything from tree sap to milk into a drink to persue that ingenity, though staggering and slurring. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Mental Anguish, DJ Fat, Heuristics Inc. and The Magical Cigarette. Guest appearance by a Buzzy vocal

When no historical or phliosophical name can be extracted from a brain's convolution, suddenly spinach is exalted. Credits: Blind Mime Open Loops Mix

The violent philosoper, so convinced life is pain, decides to impress this fact upon one and all courtesy of stairs and a rage. Credits: Megascorpion Guest Artist Mix-Includes loops by Bryan Baker, CRT, Virus Factory and CIYD

Stories become more severe for the ex-Dauphin of France what with the skills of Simon, only expert in the manhandling and punching of leather. Credits: Kidgerm Project Mix

Suspended high in the air in the Temple of Somnath, a lingam is cut down by the zeal of a convert to make stairs in Kabul. Centuries later vengeance is visited in several explosive thorns on a shrub. Credits: S.L.I.P. Guest Artist Mix

Justinian's Code is still centuries away and thusly Ulpian avers and Papinian swears by a remedy of bears. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

A hot gust off the steppe also reeks of the barnyard allowing Catherine to excel in an area she is truly Great. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, DJ Fat, Virus Factory and D. Howse

The Elysee has been quit, the elderly men of the republic are burning files in flames as red as Maurcice who is claimed to have led a Red revolt in Paris, installed himself that palace as Panzer tread moistens in the Seine. Credits: Includes loops by Chris and Grahm Phinney and Omnitechnomatrix

Given the propensity of Franz to gorge food quickly with no pause for breath, an invite to dine to the palace is best supplemented with reservations to dine at the Miesl and Shadn. Credits: Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix

The Pornocracy is on and the strapping son of a Pope who well enjoyed the strap is now endowed with the Papal dignity himself now well endowed and bent on summoning company for his too vast Papal bed. Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Included loops by Electroearwig, Scott Carr, D.Howse, Heurstics Inc, and Omnitechnomatrix-Special appearance by DJ Fat

A pool is filled with melons and maidens to gratfy the senatorial class and make one Diocles look rather good when a few years later prices are fixed. Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Includes loops by Electroearwig, Omnitechnomatrix and D. Howse

A vast thimble indeed with space to catch a least a quarter of the Skaggerak as well. Credits: International Garbageman Open Loops Mix

Defiance may sound differently in Russia to our ears but inside the feeling is quite the same. Credits: Omnitechnomatrix Open Loops Mix

I should relate these things, but historians have done a far better job thah I, and amazingly enough, buried under three feet of blubber, I do poseess a sense of shame. Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Includes loops by Electroearwig, Heuristics Inc, Scott Carr and D. Howse

Even a change of skin to a disguise that is something at least partially socially inferior proves no boon to Louis XVI near Varennes as the tocsin rings and Madame Guillotine prepares to sing. Credits: Blind Mime Open Loops Mix

The Rights of Man have left Gracchus alienated from property not held in common. However with certain Manifestos STILL to be written, he does accept after a fight a half-filled bottle of pinaud as his own-completely filled he might have accepted it with no difficulty. Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Includes loops by Electroearwig, D. Howse, Scott Carr, and Virus Factory-Special appearance by DJ Fat

When at long last shade from the southeast interupts the glint of sunlight playing on the feeble trickle of th Yarmouk, the work of Pompey and Crassus is undone. Credits: Mental Anguish Open Loops Mix

Even from the far banks of the River Tisza near the tumult of a gypsy camp, a call for Memphis gravy is heard. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Virus Factory and, of course, Mental Anguish

Plon Plon, Napoleonic relation, is very related to signs of disgust eminating from one and all on a drizzly English morning in what should have been far superior to Club Class. Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Electroearwig and Virus Factory

The Preatorian Guard is soon to find out that other things such as vengeance can be born upon as lance in addition to Pertinax' head. Credits: Includes loops by DJ Fat, Electroearwig and Omnitechnomatrix

Admittedly something about crawdads. Credits: Includes loops by Mike McGary, Bryan Baker and my Germer Hero, Mental Anguish

A very arcane and obscure name I fetched from the mists of the pasts, and I have precious little to say of this one. So, then, Diderot is my favorite philosophe, if only..........(continued on another mix) Credits: Q-Cut Guest Artist Mix

When tight breeches come to vist Potsdam, the Kaiser is willing to, but so constrained by protocol that he bades your hands to swiftly contact royal posterior and make a casus belli. Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Electroearwig, International Garbageman, Heuristics Inc, and Virus Factory

Upon the old Mississippi, Grant is a modern dynamo that soon exhausts the stocks of Vicksburg newsprint by one deed after an astounding other, and in the attempt to continue recording the affair, stories soon find a habitation on prize wallpaper. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix

To protect the heritage of Plato, Aristotle and the smart Athenian set, Dexippus leads a suprise attack, turning the boats from a batrbarous shore into pyres to match that kindled on the Acropolis. Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-includes loops by Electroearwig, D. Howse, and International Garbageman

Having stripped off Schleswig-Holstein in the aftermath of Sadowa, a sudden fancy for treats overtakes Otto, thankfully sated in a basket of cherries, and not an iron mine, even more thankfully undiscovered in the grey of Longwy. Credits: Free Loop Project 012 Mix-Includes loops by Electroearwig, Heuristics Inc, D. Howse, Scott Carr and Virus Factory

Oh what fun it to be had at the summons of royal wrath when we might fling the choicest delcacies off the choicest china against the choicest tafetta lined walls for the sake of watching servants clean upp the Imperial Mess time and time again, what with the birth of Lenin and the mutinous, revolutionary guards of the Volinsky Regiment decades away. Credits: Includes loops by Omnitechnomatrix, Electroearwig and Mike McGary

The most poignant souvenir is that clinging to one in reminder of where one has been and where one might be going in a accesion of a seccession's contrition sees Lee. Credits: Includes loops by Bryan Baker and Mike McGary

Confronted with the rigors of royal tedium and the weight of a crown that sits too heavily upon the higher faculties already lowered through inbreeding, much Maria fun is derived by dressing as a boy mounting a throne and screeching through a long Portuguese arfternoon. Credits: Includes loops by International Garbageman, Arthur Loves Plastic, Heuristics Inc, and Mental Anguish

Credits: Free Loop Project 011 Mix-Includes loops by Howse of Rave, Omnitechnomatrix and Virus Factory

When buying time and attempting to purchase a restoration of Imperial authority for the first time in years, there is no shame in facing the sacred mirror, giving away a pseudo-sacred sword thinking it all a very sacred jewel of an idea. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish

When one is King, it is wholly good; when one is merely Regent, it is partially good, and additions and attachments and options are required to bridge the gap, whether between delineated powers or eliminated lace. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, Omnitechnomatrix and Mike McGary

VBC-1 (2:30) Join hosts Robs Manybanks and Stiffanie Edrods for this venerable, unredoubtable, annual floral and bloom-laden event. Apperanced by the Salavation Navy Running Plastic Band, the Horseboys of the elevated dessert, along with the Grand Marshall, the beloved Randy Rat who after his release from#@$%^&*Schultz discovers a tunnel running beneath the camp, but fear of betrayal and transfer to the Russian Front keep him silent. Guest starring Liberace and Tallulah Bankhead. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, The Magical Cigarette and Electroearwig

VBC-1 2:00. New Year's Concert from Vienna.
Do join Egregious Philbane as he hosts the legendary Hanjose Louse Orchestra in another Year Opening musical spectacular. Includes apperances by the Louse Ballet Suppository and also an aria by Dicke Mann in a selection from SWAMP LA$%&and who will take the helm when the Cannonball train runs amok on the way to Hooterville? Guest starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor. Credits: Includes loops from Mental Anguish and Virus Factory

The Royal timing could have been better for this estranged member of the House of Bernadotte, but alas, Olav intrudes about the time all is lost for Olive Oyl and no can of leafy green is in sight. Credits: Includes loops by Mental Anguish, Electroearwig, Heuristics Inc, Mike McGary and Virus Factory

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