"Control Yourself"
( l y r i c s )
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Control remote control yourself
Control remote control yourself

You don't need to move your legs
Just push around these little pegs
Motors whir and gears engage
Control yourself, it's all the rage

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It's heaven sent for lazy slobs
Remote control to do your jobs
Like Rodin statue, sit and think
Control your eyes, don't have to blink

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Now this remote is complex tool
So use it right don't be a fool
Before you start to program them
You've got to go RTFM!

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